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Tupperware Hunk
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Tupperware Hunk |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Coffee with creamers from all over the world Hair done with boofs and the perms home curled Clackety saucers with pinkies straight up Caffeinated ladies shout, “Hey, another cup!” I lurk in the shadows; I’m husband unseen It’s a Tupperware party and everything’s clean The closets, the hamper, and even the eaves But my wife gets the profit when everyone leaves She’s sold candles, cosmetics, and even bake ware My favorite, of course, is the modeled underwear She’s a seller by nature, she sold me her heart But it’s sad, these parties, I don’t get to take part I found in the corner a place I could hide I got to my skivvies and I climbed inside When they go to open this Tupperware trunk I’ll jump out and cry "I'm the Tupperware Hunk" |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Walt! I'm going to have to throw out all my Tupperware now because everytime I see it, I'll think of this poem. |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Walt, I wish I could be a little mouse in the corner at her next Tupperware party!!! What fun that will be!!! Loved this!! Follow your dream! |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
When you jump out of that trunk there hunk you are really going change the format of the party...I'd love to be there with a camera (movie) to film all the reactions....maybe I could put it to rock music and sell it... just never know...great fun this poem ..I really enjoyed it very much......ethome.. |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Oh Walty, LOL this is soooo kewl  Thanks for the read and the bigsmile on my face right now Maree |
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Celeste Senior Member
since 2000-11-11
Posts 597 |
LOL!!!!!!!! Excellent sense of humor you have........Lets hear it for home parties! To capture and live a moment is truly living |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Woohoo...that just doubled MY order...hahaha oh Walt...I can just see you...I truly can...and the shocked faces |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanks ya'll this stemmed from a candle party my sis in law held and i wasnt spozed to be there but someone had to watch our kids and well long story but i was there trying to keep the kids quiet while all these upscale women were chitin and chattin and this is what came of it yuh yuh |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Walt~ You are wonderful ! A bit insane - but wonderfully so ! Love it. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Now Walt I went to one of these parties about 5 years ago and their were no modeled underwear, I go cheated, perhaps it is time to go to another...alright someone invite me...but promise me about the underwear..James |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
NAH!!!! Cash in on the Tupperware thingy Go for the Pampered Chef Be the "Pampered Hunk"!!! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thaz right i'm the tupperware hunk!!! |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
HHAAA....if only they had a tupperware hunk..unless things have changed since i went to one in 1980 haa...loved it you crazy guy you...  ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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dragonpoe Senior Member
since 2000-11-12
Posts 608Palm Bay, Florida |
Great! Gave me a good laugh. Enjoyed it |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Sheesh... what you could do for home storage... Rainy (oh, and poor Harry...tupperturning over in his, well, you know...) [This message has been edited by Rainydays (edited 11-19-2000).] |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
woohoo the first time for any forum to hit 40,000 replies!!! Team work on the part of us all!!!!!!! |
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