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kat
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since 2000-05-20
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0 posted 2000-11-12 05:20 PM


Give me some plastic wrap

Give me some plastic wrap
I think I found a gift or two
I’ll wrap it up real nicely
They’ll never know it isn’t new

Give me some plastic wrap
What is this in the freezer
I’ll rewrap that fruity cake
Good! I’ll give this to my sister

Give me some plastic wrap
There must be more that I can do
I’m feeling very frugal
How many on that list? Is it 22?

Give me some plastic wrap
I need to do my hair
How bout handing me that perm
I promise I’ll do it with care

Give me some plastic wrap
Let me wrap your belly dear
It’ll help you loose a little
Just be careful and don’t drink beer

Give me some plastic wrap
Pregnant I do not want to get
Wow, this wrap has many uses
Don’t you worry it hasn’t failed me yet

Give me some plastic wrap
What do you mean you ran out?



[This message has been edited by kat (edited 11-12-2000).]

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ethome
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since 2000-05-14
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1 posted 2000-11-12 05:28 PM


Yeah there's a lot of uses there but I having a hard time with that pregnant one  but hey! different things for different people...I hope you don't run out I'd hate to see your life fall apart.....I liked the poem I thought it was a lot of fun.
SEA
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2 posted 2000-11-12 05:29 PM


Kat~ lol this was funny........lots to do with that plastic wrap, things I haven't thought of, to be sure   -SEA
Dakota
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since 2000-05-25
Posts 125
New York
3 posted 2000-11-12 06:19 PM


Very good Kat!! So Resourceful!!! Loved it!!!
Wrap me up!!  lol

Lone Wolf
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since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842
Lansing, MI USA
4 posted 2000-11-12 06:36 PM


Kat,

ROFLMAO!!!!!  Very creative and well written!!  

LW


Poetry should surprise by fine excess...it should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts and appear almost a remembrance. -J.Keats

Celeste
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since 2000-11-11
Posts 597

5 posted 2000-11-12 06:39 PM


he he!!!!!!   Wonderful humor!  Shines right through!

To capture and live a moment is truly living

kat
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since 2000-05-20
Posts 387

6 posted 2000-11-12 09:29 PM


ethome: I thought I'd have a little fun. I can assure you I have never ever used plastic wrap to prevent pregnancy. LOL Thanks for your reply.  


SEA: Well I'm glad you got some more ideas for the good old plastic wrap. LOL  


Dakota:  Resourceful you say? Oh you have no idea how resourceful I can be. LOL
I'll wrap you up alright! lol
Glad you loved it! Thanks!


Lone Wolf: So I see you like all the nifty ideas don't you? Well I'm ready to make a commercial for this but I don't think the manufacturers will go for it. LOL
I'm glad you had fun with it! Thanks!  


dreamkeeper: Thanks! I'm glad you had fun with it and loved it so much.  

kat

insect
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since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014

7 posted 2000-11-15 12:33 PM


LOL's kat

"Give me some plastic wrap
Let me wrap your belly dear
It’ll help you loose a little
Just be careful and don’t drink beer
"


Sure wrap me up my dear
I'm always careful when drinking beer
Gotta get my fill
Wouldn't want the beer to spill

Hey wait a second you mean weight
You want me to loose some weight
Why was it something I ate
But I feel just great

Oh I see my dear it's the beer
Ok but just one more cheer
I'll stop if you drink this with me
Oh come on it's just a bottle of whiskey

Then we can cool off in the pool
I'm just a drunken fool...
..Who needs a nap
Now you can do the wrap

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812
Virginia
8 posted 2000-11-15 12:41 PM


LOL!!!!
reminds me of a song... called "seran wrap"... lol... you had to have been there... well, perm it up, girl, but watch out for the deep fried frizzies look... sometimes "au naturale" is better despite the publicity  

enjoyed this very much

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