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Give Me Some Plastic Wrap
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Give Me Some Plastic Wrap |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Give me some plastic wrap Give me some plastic wrap I think I found a gift or two I’ll wrap it up real nicely They’ll never know it isn’t new Give me some plastic wrap What is this in the freezer I’ll rewrap that fruity cake Good! I’ll give this to my sister Give me some plastic wrap There must be more that I can do I’m feeling very frugal How many on that list? Is it 22? Give me some plastic wrap I need to do my hair How bout handing me that perm I promise I’ll do it with care Give me some plastic wrap Let me wrap your belly dear It’ll help you loose a little Just be careful and don’t drink beer Give me some plastic wrap Pregnant I do not want to get Wow, this wrap has many uses Don’t you worry it hasn’t failed me yet Give me some plastic wrap What do you mean you ran out? [This message has been edited by kat (edited 11-12-2000).] |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Yeah there's a lot of uses there but I having a hard time with that pregnant one but hey! different things for different people...I hope you don't run out I'd hate to see your life fall apart.....I liked the poem I thought it was a lot of fun. |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Kat~ lol this was funny........lots to do with that plastic wrap, things I haven't thought of, to be sure  -SEA |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
Very good Kat!! So Resourceful!!! Loved it!!! Wrap me up!! lol  |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
Kat, ROFLMAO!!!!! Very creative and well written!!  LW Poetry should surprise by fine excess...it should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts and appear almost a remembrance. -J.Keats |
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Celeste Senior Member
since 2000-11-11
Posts 597 |
he he!!!!!! Wonderful humor! Shines right through! To capture and live a moment is truly living |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
ethome: I thought I'd have a little fun. I can assure you I have never ever used plastic wrap to prevent pregnancy. LOL Thanks for your reply. SEA: Well I'm glad you got some more ideas for the good old plastic wrap. LOL Dakota: Resourceful you say? Oh you have no idea how resourceful I can be. LOL I'll wrap you up alright! lol Glad you loved it! Thanks! Lone Wolf: So I see you like all the nifty ideas don't you? Well I'm ready to make a commercial for this but I don't think the manufacturers will go for it. LOL I'm glad you had fun with it! Thanks! dreamkeeper: Thanks! I'm glad you had fun with it and loved it so much. kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
LOL's kat "Give me some plastic wrap Let me wrap your belly dear It’ll help you loose a little Just be careful and don’t drink beer" Sure wrap me up my dear I'm always careful when drinking beer Gotta get my fill Wouldn't want the beer to spill Hey wait a second you mean weight You want me to loose some weight Why was it something I ate But I feel just great Oh I see my dear it's the beer Ok but just one more cheer I'll stop if you drink this with me Oh come on it's just a bottle of whiskey Then we can cool off in the pool I'm just a drunken fool... ..Who needs a nap Now you can do the wrap Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
LOL!!!! reminds me of a song... called "seran wrap"... lol... you had to have been there... well, perm it up, girl, but watch out for the deep fried frizzies look... sometimes "au naturale" is better despite the publicity enjoyed this very much |
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