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Addictions of a Stay at Home Husband |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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You left me with no cigarettes When you locked me in the house You don’t like my addictions So you took away the mouse Oh my goodness! What’s missing now! Alas, the Halloween candy There’s a lock on the liquor box When I went to pour some brandy Unfolded clothes stacked on the bed So I can’t sleep the day in bliss The writing paper I saw you shred So my poetry I must miss With withdrawal pains nagging me How am I to clean and cook You hid my vices darn real well And only left me self-help books Well of course you took your body I’m addicted to that a bunch But I know I’ll get these things real soon Because you’re coming home for lunch [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-06-2000).] |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
thank you for the laughs walt  loved it..~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
HAHA..I agree with Victoria..this was priceless.... ~Wynter Smiles for Walt "The worst prison would be a closed heart". ...Pope John Paul II |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Hey Walt..are you sure you didn't mean the title to be Addictions of a stay at home husband?  |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~You are so clever Walt. Enjoyed. Thank ya. *Peace. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yeah i did hehe i meant that and i saw it when i clicked to read the replies so :P thanx all yuh guys and girls |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
geez walt if i were you i'd stick with the books a little longer - you need help man ..yuh yuh ..or whatever ... thanks for the laugh, and btw where are ya?? P |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Your talking of afternoon delight Then you can have dessert tonight Enjoyed your poem |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Hey Walt, I'll tap on the window twice then pass in the beer and cig's. Halloween candy's gone though...maybe some writing paper and a pencil or two. Other than that, ya gotta wait till noon...you're not my type! jwesley |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
YUH Walt, I gotta admit this is an amusing read, me likes it my friend Coco |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i love yuh guys ruhplies |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
HEY Walt...check her undie drawer...she knows you'd never think to look there |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
paula i dunno how pg it needs to be but she knows i love to check in there yuh yuh  |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Walt~ You are the best! This is so funny! I enjoyed this very much..... -SEA |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Walt- LOL...as usual you've given me a chuckle with your witty mind. love this. -vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes |
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azure Member
since 2000-10-16
Posts 52 |
Where DO you come up with this stuff? Yet again, an amusing, witty piece of awesome poetry. Azure "I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much" - Sandra Cisneros |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanx guys big smiles yuh |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Yuh da best walt. Great big grins on this one... |
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ThUnDeRkYsS Senior Member
since 1999-09-23
Posts 727Wisconsin |
This is pretty kewl walt LOL Liked it lots, good work.Strive for higher levels, if they seem out of reach... Grow, and they will get closer. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Grinning. Your humour is good stuff Walt... I might be persuaded to say 'yuh' even (might) K The wind shifts like this: Like a human without illusions... This is how the wind shifts: Like a human, heavy and heavy, Who does not care. W.S |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Hilarious, Walt! I might withhold "lunch" until at least the writing paper and mouse are returned! Thanks for the read! Corinne |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehe yuh thankies for the compassionate replies i am at university right noe enjoyin all my vices cept for the woman part yuh and the alcohol so nevermind |
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