Open Poetry #10 |
Appropriate Attire.......deVine Challenge |
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I tried to look so glamorous To make my man feel amorous. We hadn't made love for a month or two. So I splashed on Christian D'Or Obsession, Passion, Brut and more But nothing I attempted seemed to do! Then I put on a brand new nightie Made me look like Aphrodite I mean to tell you I looked like a queen! I painted myself head to toe With blush to give myself a glow But he walked by just like he hadn't seen! I studied Hints from Heloise And dabbled catnip on my knees I painted twenty nails bright crimson red. I got a hairdo just like Cher And got some teflon underwear But he walked by and just fell into bed!! But now my lonely days are gone My man can't wait to "get it on" My milktoast man has turned into a stud!! I bought a new nightshirt, you see That really turned the trick for me On its front is a great big can of Bud!!!!! |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Yep, that is what it takes to get a mans attention!! LOL |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
This is the famous Budweiser beer we know of no brand produced by any other brewer which cost so much to brew and age our exclusive beechwood aging produces a taste, a smoothness, and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any cost. (If only I could remember important stuff) Great Poem Ballabeer---err deer Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
This is hilarious lmao...she must have a nice can! (of beer I mean) Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...LOL...and my sorry attempt is in Prose! Oh, Woe is me! 'Deer, you are delicious! Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, then speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
You do understand us dont you.. haa... good one balladeer ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
I been wondering up very late just what I should wear to my daughters wedding... tomorrow... (should I give her away in..?) thanks for the ideas Michael. |
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Rosemary J. Gwaltney Senior Member
since 1999-08-26
Posts 997northern mountains, Idaho |
Baby, if you show up at her wedding tomorrow, to give her away, in a nightie, perfume, red nail polish, OR a nightshirt with a picture of BUD on the front, I will CROAK!!!!!! (Ho - ho!) With crinkly twinkling smiley love about our daughter Skyla's wedding; your wife Rosemary ~ ~ ~ P.S. Excuse me Balladeer, I surely didn't mean to forget you! I simply got carried away! Your poem was ever so clever! Gave me a great guffaw!!!!! [This message has been edited by Rosemary J. Gwaltney (edited 11-03-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The smile started out slowly and spread to a wide grin, then erupted into a giggle which turned into a guffaw until tears ran down my cheeks. Another classic piece of perfection by THE Balladeer!!! |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
ROTFLMAO..... if you start shaving your legs.... Im gonna tell ... love ya when your writing with whimsey love ya whether ya write or not jm |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer Boy you really stretched it in this one. But it snapped back just right. And I toast a Bud to you. |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
Bal-- this was hillarious. i laughed until i practically cried. you always manage to make me smile no matter what style of writing you are doing at the moment. take care. great poem!! amy |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
inot2B....bo! That sounds like experience talking! jamie...that sounded important enough to me! Thank you... Ron..she did! and a good pop-top, too sunshine...no attempt of yours is EVER sorry! and thank you for the delicious!! I don't get call that often Victoria...I really wish I did!!!!! lucky...you're gonna get me in big trouble with Rosemary! Rosemary...I knew it!! LOL! The best of luck and all the happiness in the world to your daughter! deVine One...Well, you started it! LOL! Thank you for the guffaws... JanetMarie...START shaving my legs?? hehe..love ya, too, spam sister... Sy....toast is accepted and shared.. AMy....I LOVE to make you smile!!! Thank you, Amy |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
'Deer, when you're good you're good when you're bad you're excellent. This was beery good errr bad errr ...I'm just going to open another beer and go to bed. Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
'deer, I seem to remember seeing a picture of you in a blue dress! Do YOU remember it? |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
This is so - YOU Funny, clever and a knock'em dead punch at the end (not the nail polish part) Liz |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Ahhhh, I knew from the title, I was in for a smile. ROFL ... thank you for never disappointing me Michael! I'll try your advice, but it may get a little warm, for one Bud may not do it ... I might have to wear a six-pack of nighties! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
I never know what to expect - serious -or comical - so now I just read all you post - this was absolutely hilarious -[even tho' when I drink beer - I always avoid Anhuser(sp?)-Busch and go for a good Micro brew] |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Balladeer--ROFLOL...from a florist (that's me) to a pest conrol scientist (that's you)...I can only say...This buds for you! |
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