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Today's Opposite Day (remember reply accordingly) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Today’s opposite day Don’t say what you mean Eat all the fat And spit out the lean Today’s opposite day Don’t hurt your brain It’s a little confusing So let me explain Today’s opposite day I think of it a lot If you say that it is Then maybe it’s not Today is the day To say no and to say yes But if somebody sneezes Don’t say God bless Today’s opposite day I like you a lot Now I can say that Without saying Not! Today’s opposite day Is your epidermis showing? Are you still just a kid Who’s oppositely growing For the last time I’ll say It’s opposite day It’s opposite day! (Hooray) [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
If today is opposite day, And I really can't mean what I say, Then I'll have to suffice Without saying it's nice So I'll just have to be on my way.  Great, er bad, er good, er ... ya know? Man I'm confused, er clear, er oh heck ... Best wishes Walt,  /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 10-29-2000).] |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
tlawtuoyaw - daer reve ev'I meop drusba tsom eht si sihT....  |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
I really hate this poem a little. nor |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
your replies are unappreciated hurumph |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Gee I dont think I've ever read anything that bored me more...made me cry in fact |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
LOL at Nan ... so today is opposite day... this game me and me sis used to play she could never do it...she'd lose her way if i told her to go..she'd leave when she was to stay she'd get so mad ... her temper would fray then shed tell mom .. get me grounded for the day But since it was opposite day ... Id go back out to play ... mom didnt see the humor ... needless to say then for mercy I would pray ... so I guess I better not play ... Ill come back on Pin the Tail on the Poet day  great poem walt....thanks for the memories and the cute, clever way for us to reply. later-opposite-gator jm |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Oh Walt, this is terrible, didnt enjoy it one little bit  "If my words could blanket the skies and fill every corner and crevice of this earth, still this won't be enough" "Maree Russo" |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
un-clever, un-amusing, non-enjoyable!!! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"...Dr. Seuss |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i would have to say this is the most disgraceful poem i have ever not written and you may not know it but i love you all |
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elisaseyes Member
since 1999-07-15
Posts 196fort worth texas |
hahaha I am not your wife today so pick up your own socks |
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Lady Lost Member
since 2000-07-13
Posts 470 |
This poem sucks. Wow, I have never read a poem that actually made me dry heave. It was boring, it made no sense and the writing style was terrible. (how did I do?) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
lady lost and elisa b. beyootiful |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hated every word... I'm just standing here sobbing. |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Someone call 911 Walt has gone and RUINED our FUN! If ever, oh ever, a more undeserving poet it's our Walt, he's Way Out and we know it! not a single hug not a single kiss I cannot STAND a poem such as this! NO THANK YOU!! ClearSkies (giggling) [This message has been edited by Rainydays (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
My eyes have been insulted- better had I pryed them from their sockets than dishonor them with such superciliousness niggling not with trivialities I shall cut strait to the marrow as there is no meat left to be cleaved from such a lean offering in the first place. In a word this is coprolite Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
skcus yllatot |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
well walt - i never read anything you write, i sleep all night and i don't drink tequila - this poem sucks, i want world peace (haha) - hate passions - hate almost everyone here - this poem sucks - i too cried with boredom - and yuh man - !kcor uoy signed, Ron Carnell |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
buncha ninnies o wait its opposite day um well you know who you are |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
AES- ! nettor si sihT. siht yojne ton did I[This message has been edited by SEA (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
A Man A Plan A Canal PanamA! (This is a Palindrome, it is the exact same letters forward or backward) Like... Madam I'm Adam. For the record & in honor of opposite day... Unlike Christopher, I do NOT want world peace! Yet like him... I DON'T drink Tequila & I HATE passions too! http://www.ToddMichaelPhillips.com |
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Gemini Senior Member
since 1999-12-15
Posts 1203Wisconsin, USA |
In keeping with the idea that opposites attract, Well then happy opposite day and all that. Nicely done. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Wayout, I am most decidedly opposed. You'll garner no vote from me on this one. Doc |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Walt, I find your poems so normal they're boring. This one would have to be the most normal one of yours I have read. Lousy poem, lousy idea! Dee p.s. ignore my signature I wish you every happiness and pray you'll always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
you guys are so sweet and sweet smellin to boot! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
So that means everybody here stinks, right?? |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i know nobody's tired of hearing bout opposite day yet |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
So maudlin, profound, and sublime, with a dash of raw terror and stark horrow mixed in with the croutons of ennui, cut from the bread of discontent, made of chaff from the rumor mill. I am simply appalled. |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
This stinks walt...can't believe you have such little talent to write something like this |
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