Open Poetry #10 |
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“Count Dracula Doesn’t Want Me Anymore!” |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England ![]() |
I was recently told I was a Diabetic, and the Holidays are a particularly hard time for those who follow a strict diet. I am finding that it helps to hold onto your sense of humor……….therefore this poem! Enjoy! ![]() ![]() Dracula doesn’t want me anymore! I’ve left my windows open, and I’ve unlocked every door… But he won’t show, and he won’t bite, He won’t come around this Halloween night… He knows what lies here waiting, and what for… Count Dracula doesn’t want me anymore… The Count will count me out this Halloween… Though I’m the biggest fan Count Dracula has ever seen… But this year he won’t bite my neck, No blood from me---not one small speck… He doesn’t like it thick, he likes it lean… The Count will count me out this Halloween… Dracula has a taste for salty fare… So, when he bites into a neck, he wants no sugar there… He likes his drink metallic brine, The count enjoys his blood-red wine… And different necks are waiting everywhere… Count Dracula has a taste for salty fare… But, Dracula doesn’t want me anymore! He doesn’t have a sweet tooth…I’d taste like a candy store… And though I’ll miss his sexy bite, The thrills it gave were sheer delight… But I accept the facts and know the score… Why Dracula doesn’t want me anymore! ![]() [This message has been edited by Sunny1 (edited 10-29-2000).] |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You're my kind of gal...given lemons, you make lemonade! Loved it! Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This is cute!! Take care of yourself - my Mom has diabetes and I know you need to watch what you eat. And attitude can help a lot - seems like you've got a good one! ![]() |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Sunshine ~~~ < !signature-->Thanks, my friend...glad you liked it!! I make my lemonade with 'Nutra-sweet'!!!! Ha!! ![]() ~~~ PoetdeVine ~~~ Yes....the attitude a person has can help or hinder in any given situation. I've just always found it easier to accept things, then look on the bright side. There's always a laugh in there somewhere, and laughter heals! Thank you!! ![]() Follow your dream! [This message has been edited by Sunny1 (edited 10-29-2000).] |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
It certainly does seem like you've a winning attitude, Sunny, and a gift for cute poetry! Oh, what is it about that slow, seductive approach toward one's neck?? (yeeee!!!) Take care, Rainydays |
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Marsha![]()
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Hey lil sis, another wonderful poem, utterly delicious. I really love this one love, it's sooo my sense of humour. Loud cheers, well as soon as the throats better anyway love. Take care Marsha ![]() Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Rainydays ~~~ < !signature-->Yes....something about a nibble on the neck! I always had a love affair going with the Count.....he was the sexiest man on television and in the movies!! Thank you!! ![]() Follow your dream! [This message has been edited by Sunny1 (edited 10-29-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Sunny1~ Well, Dracula's reject in full-measure Will be someone else's sweet, sweet treasure ! Great write ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Sunny- this is great. ![]() love the way you've found the positive side, and even the humor in a difficult situation. ![]() i'm lovin' this. ![]() hugs, -vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes |
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peppermint35 Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1106Texas, USA |
Vlad doesn't know what he's missing!!! I'm sure there's a vampire out there with a sweet tooth...or is that fang ![]() ![]() Love the write!!! Peppermint Life is a Wheel |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Marsha ~~~ You're safe from the Count also, with that sore throat of yours!!! Hope you get well soon, and thank you, sis!! ![]() ~~~ Marge ~~~ Oh, you are always so nice to me, and I love the verses that come with your reply!! Thank you!! ![]() ~~~ Vicky ~~~ Well...laughter really IS the best medicine, and it's cheap, too!!! Ha!!! Thank you, my friend! ![]() |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ peppermint35 ~~~ He just might have a taste for an after-dinner mint, so watch your neck!! Ha!! And thank you, too!! ![]() Follow your dream! |
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Robert Joseph Member
since 2000-10-07
Posts 491South Carolina |
Sunny, a cheerful heart is wonderful medicine, and yours shines through in this delightful and entertaining piece. Great formatting, as well. Robert Joseph |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ RJ ~~~ Oh.....thank you so much for that nice reply! It's good to have friends like you, and I consider myself very fortunate! And also, thank you for liking the graphics! That's as much fun as the writing sometimes! ![]() |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
it's a wonderful refreshing approach and you show a great attitude. hey nothing wrong with a sweet bite!stay well. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
"And though I'll miss his sexy bite the thrills it gave were sheer delight." Liked these lines Sunny. Don't know how you do those pictures but really like the view...James |
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Charisma![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
I'm glad that you haven't lost your sense of humor, that give us the opportunity to enjoyed this bloody one..... Take care.....mmmm...second thought... ..you never know if Count Dracula have a strict diet either.....and than he would return to you..so watch out for your neck...... ![]() ...((hugs)) Charisma |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Ron ~~~ Who knows? There may be an alternate Count just for folks like me!!! Ha!! Thank you for dropping in!! ![]() ~~~ James ~~~ Something really sexy about a bite on the neck...although I haven't personally met the Count,...I don't think! And thank you for mentioning the graphics....they intrigue me, so I like to dabble!!! ![]() ~~~ Charisma ~~~ I was born on Halloween, so it is possible to have a sexy visitor such as the Count!! What a way to celebrate!! Thank you, my friend!! ![]() Follow your dream! |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
My dear sweet sister, you know my feelings on this and you know I know your strength and trust me...Dracula may not be able to enjoy the bite anymore but I guarantee you he is wishing he had visited more often before. ![]() |
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Sven![]() ![]()
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Sunny, this is wonderful. . . Just proves my point. . . it's all in the attitude. . .and you've got a great one!! Wonderful poem. . . I'm still laughing! ![]() ------------------------------------------------------------------ That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Sunny, this has to be the most entertaining poem I have seen on this site!!! Fantastic! What a wit you have! The count will count me out......beautiful! |
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catalinamoon![]()
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Sunny, I always had a thing for the count too, this is great. Glad you are handling this with your usual positive energy. Sandra |
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Victoria![]()
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
Dark Shadows was my favorite Sunny..something about those vampire movies..and those fangs haa...Great poem...loved it... ![]() ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Mark ~~~ I'm glad you are my brother!! You always say the things I really need to hear, and this is no exception! Thank you, having your support means the world to me.... ![]() ~~~ Sven ~~~ I'm glad that I could give you a laugh today, as that really is what friends are for....sharing not just the pain, but the laughter!! Thank you, my dear friend! ![]() ~~~ Balladeer ~~~ Oh, I thank you for such a high compliment! I accept it, and will let it inspire me in times of mental drought!!! Thank you so much! ![]() ~~~ Catalinamoon ~~~ I am learning to accept things I cannot change.....what choice is there? After acceptance, comes peace of mind!! Thank you for being here, my friend! ![]() ~~~ Victoria ~~~ Yes....now I know who your picture reminds me of......Victoria on Dark Shadows!!! It was one of my most favorite shows..Thank you for reading, and I appreciate your reply! ![]() Follow your dream! |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Great poem! I love vampire movies. Interview with the Vampire was excellent. You know insect's bite too! May I ? ![]() |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Sunny my sweet twin...his loss hehehe...not that I'd bite ya... |
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TerryW Senior Member
since 2000-03-23
Posts 779Louisville, Mississippi, USA |
Sunny~ I can't stop giggling, dear! I love it! There is nothing better than a Halloween Chuckle! Thank you for brightening my day! Love YA~ ![]() ~you reached inside, you touched my heart, and I am all the better for it~ Terry A. Woodson, Jr. |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ insect ~~~ Yes....only if you're gentle!! (I've had some very memorable bites from insects!! Ha!!) Thanks for buzzing by for a read!! ![]() ~~~ Paula ~~~ I keep hoping there's a Dracula out there with a sweet tooth!! Thank you, my twin!! ![]() ~~~ Terry ~~~ You are so welcome!! I meant this to be on the light side, so I'm glad that it gave you some laughter! ![]() Follow your dream! |
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SEA![]() ![]()
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Sunny1~ my family is full of diabetes and I fear it....more than Dracula!! Great poem! ![]() |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
big smiles this is absolutely great and inventive yuh |
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Marsha![]()
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Hi lil sis, this is a note from the rest of the clan, I sent this poem down to them, and I've just had an E back, sorry it took a while it's so difficult to get us all together for very long. Penelope, hi sis, welcome to the madhouse, love this poem, really great. Look after yourself, don't worry about Chaos, she'll be fine, in fact can't we swop her for you. (Charming Pen, really charming!Huh) Patricia, Hi there kid, glad you've joined us, it's about time we had some talent in the family. Be good Ciao! (Thanks Pat, I love you too!) Francessca, Oh hi you, hows things, I will send you an E, via Bubbles, make sure you look after yourself. This is a great great poem. Bye babes Marcella, Hi there, welcome to the clan, I love the poem, it's soooo cool. Be good Melissa, Hi I'm really glad you've joind the clan now they will stop calling me the baby. Love your poem, really love it. Take care Anyway love take care and as soon as this throat can manage more than a throaty whisper for longer than 10 mins I'll speak to you. Bubbles < !signature--> Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning [This message has been edited by Marsha (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Great poem, and I love your sense of humor about the serious subject of diabetes. It runs in my family, my brother has it, my dad had it, my grandfather had it, his sister died of it. Just waiting for my turn. A change of lifestyle forever is what my Bro is going through, so far so good! Best of luck to you! Corinne |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ SEA ~~~ I know what the fear part is, but now that it is my reality, I no longer fear it. Seems like we worry the most about the things that are unknown to us. The best defense for you, without Diabetes, is to stay healthy through diet, and exercise. Read on it, and know the signs. You're healthy, and you can prevent certain types on your own. Take care, ok? ![]() ~~~ wayoutwalt ~~~ Oh, so glad that you liked this.....it was great fun putting together for you all!! Thank you!! ![]() ~~~ Marsha ~~~ I don't know if the rest of my new sisters will see this reply, but here it is: ...Penelope... That was sweet, and don't make Chaos too mad at me!! Great to meet you!! ![]() ...Patricia... oooooh...be nice to Marsha now!! She is quite a talented writer, and I am proud to know her. Nice to meet you, too!! ![]() ...Francessca... Oh, I think your name is so lovely. It reminds me of a Dresden doll I had once! Thank you, sis, and you take care too!! ![]() ...Marcella... You are so sweet....thank you, and I am glad to be a new member in your clan!! I always wanted to be part of a big family!! ![]() ...Melissa... It's always hard being the baby, but I fear I am probably older than you!! (Glad you enjoyed this poem!!) ![]() And Marsha.....take care of yourself!!! ![]() ~~~ Corrine ~~~ It sounds like you know all there really is to know about Diabetes first-hand. But, that is good, my friend, as you will also have a better understanding of it than I did. I know now that it does not necessarily strike every member in the family, so there is a very good chance that your life will not be touched by it, if you eat right and exercise. If you ever need to talk, email me, ok? Thank you for being here today, my friend. ![]() Follow your dream! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Sunny although the count to your door ain't tottling we all know your blood's worth bottling Great poem ![]() Be well Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Halloweeny Bump !!![]() |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
~~~ Kethry ~~~ Oh....you are a sweetheart.....yes, and I truly thank you for your reply tonight! ![]() ~~~ Nan ~~~ That bump felt good!! Also loved the graphic!! Thank you and Happy Halloween!! ![]() Follow your dream! |
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