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Attack of the Killer Coffin
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Attack of the Killer Coffin |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
On a dark Halloween night A man was drunk at the bar He decided to walk home He didn’t live very far He walked down the street Behind him came a bumping sound Startled he looked back And saw a coffin standing on the ground He thought it was a hallucination But still he walked faster Hearing the bump again, He turned And saw the coffin hopping after He ran all the way home And heard the bumping some more He started up the stairs And the coffin busted down the door He locked himself in the bathroom In fear of this evil foe The coffin crashed through the door Panicked, he looked for something to throw He found a bottle of robotussin Sitting on the sink’s top He threw it at the coffin And the coffin stopped |
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SEA 
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ROFLMAO!!!!!Fantastic!!!  -SEA |
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peppermint35 Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1106Texas, USA |
OMG!!! I can't write....I'm laughing too hard!!! This is great! Peppermint Life is a Wheel |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
*groannnnnnnnnnnnn* This is so funny!!! You got me! LOL  |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
OMG......ROTFLMAO.....you've got me either...oh my....my... loved it...  Charisma |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LOL LOL LOL...very funny |
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Alle'cram Senior Member
since 2000-02-28
Posts 1816Texas |
...LOL!! your bad. |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Halloweeny Bump !! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
LOL ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Yer cute. Yer very cute. oops, forgot to tell ya that I LIKED it!! LOL [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 10-31-2000).] |
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