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jlocke
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0 posted 2000-10-29 11:03 AM




On a dark Halloween night
A man was drunk at the bar
He decided to walk home
He didn’t live very far

He walked down the street
Behind him came a bumping sound
Startled he looked back
And saw a coffin standing on the ground

He thought it was a hallucination
But still he walked faster
Hearing the bump again, He turned
And saw the coffin hopping after

He ran all the way home
And heard the bumping some more
He started up the stairs
And the coffin busted down the door

He locked himself in the bathroom
In fear of this evil foe
The coffin crashed through the door
Panicked, he looked for something to throw

He found a bottle of robotussin
Sitting on the sink’s top
He threw it at the coffin
And the coffin stopped

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1 posted 2000-10-29 11:17 AM


ROFLMAO!!!!!Fantastic!!! -SEA
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2 posted 2000-10-29 11:29 AM


OMG!!! I can't write....I'm laughing too hard!!!  This is great!

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3 posted 2000-10-29 12:31 PM


*groannnnnnnnnnnnn*


This is so funny!!! You got me! LOL    

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4 posted 2000-10-29 02:47 PM


OMG......ROTFLMAO.....you've got me either...oh my....my...
loved it...

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5 posted 2000-10-29 10:33 PM


LOL LOL LOL...very funny
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6 posted 2000-10-29 11:27 PM


...LOL!! your bad.  
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7 posted 2000-10-31 07:57 AM


Halloweeny Bump !!




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8 posted 2000-10-31 08:03 AM


LOL !


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9 posted 2000-10-31 09:34 AM


Yer cute. Yer very cute.

oops, forgot to tell ya that I LIKED it!!  LOL

[This message has been edited by serenity (edited 10-31-2000).]

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