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here ye! here ye! shakesbeer has arrived!
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here ye! here ye! shakesbeer has arrived! |
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shakesbeer New Member
since 2000-10-26
Posts 3st lewis, mo |
listen young, listen old, many and one the great shakesbeer has finally come so gather round and here me out hush please so I won't scream or shout just a mild pun with which to share oh and by the way, have you seen my hare? it ran off with a baker at half past nine while the candlestick maker was playing with twine and the butcher ran off with a bar maid named jim though why that's the case, you'd better ask him and the king and the queen all ruled with grace as the stable boy ran to a secret place to watch as the prince met sweet mary jane and thought that he fell out of the plane as the cobbler bought leather to makes some shoes his wife came beside him and gave him a bruise and the archer out hunting shot at a bear not knowing it was a poor Lady's hair so where is my hare that poor little thing out on the range where buffalo sing and deer play poker as elephants moo and the **** on the ground makes you say pwew! |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Welcome, Interesting little mixed up tale. Thanks for the smile. Melton |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh Beer... Tis a scary thing - This makes perfect cents to me...  I guess we'll just have to move over and make room for a little humorous Shake-up around here... I'll be on the lookout for your hair.. You might ask Deer about it..  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh yeah - Check your email... |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Welcome to Passions. Did you shake your beer before you drank it  "When red-haired girls scamper like roses over the rain-green grass, and the sun drips honey."" Laurie Lee Kathleen |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Welcome...my new grinnin' friend...Indeed it is a crazy tail--er, I mean tale...enjoyed. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh fun, a joker and a kidder...Welcome to Passions! Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
AAAALLLLLLRRRRRRIIIIGGHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!Uh I think this may be your hare right here...or is that the ****?????? WOOHOO welcome 'beer. |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
I laughed at the title..even before i read the poem haa..a funny one..  ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Well well well  Welcome to Passions. With a wit like that you should be able to give a few certain jokers here a run for their money. Can't wait to read more! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Don't be hogging all that beer While poems ye be makin' I could use some over here (Preferably not shaken!) LOL... Love this... welcome! |
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AniKay83 Member
since 2000-06-28
Posts 388Missing Since 1999 |
Ah, welcome to Passions! Quite an entrance! I do prefer mine shaken, not stirred. (ooo, bad joke! That's why I write serious poetry! lol) Much love all, Krissie ~*Those words... Oh, how I long to hear ...those words Tell me...*~ |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Shakesbeer, Welcome to Passions , oh bard of the bottle, Me-thinks that your thoughts may be stuck on full throttle . To fit them together in ways such as this , could be that foamed beer isn't all that's amiss .Thanks for the fun read. Doc |
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