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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
COWBOY WISDOM There were three poets that moved out west. To become Cowboys and be the best. Balladeer was the first to say, Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Then Long John learned while he was alone, Not to squat with your own spurs on. Toerag is third, now, he is in the know. Never slap a cowpoke that’s chewing tobacco. Some cowboys learn by reading signs, Others learn by watching from behind. But these three gained their good sense- Each one in turn, pee-ed on the electric fence. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Melton! This is too funny!  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
LOL Don't make fun of these 3 guys they have learned alot evidently the hard way. |
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Chanson Senior Member
since 2000-08-19
Posts 1559Up Creek w/Out Paddle |
Dem good ole cowpokes sure is keepin this here townfolk inspired to be writin some mighty fine poems, dat's fer dayem shore! You'n included, Melton  Normally I don't talk like this but I could git used to it, yersirree. hehehe Don't go puttin anythin up wet now, ya hear? I'll shuddup now  ...chanson~ Music, tonal clear & pure, Caresses the harshest of curves. -Song of Gesture |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Well this cowboy couldn't resist the title and now because of the lessons of these other imposters I will be wary of all electric fences. Btw....I have learned that a cactus in "NOT" the same as a leaf when you have no paper on the trail. Walked BESIDE my horse for a week.ROFLMBO at you. wonderful penning |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
The wisdom of the trail...for sure...thanks for the LOL. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, but Balladeer had to stand on that big stump to reach the fence!! Nice job here.... |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Melton, thank you for the funny ~ this is really well done! Rainydays |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
OMG...everytime just everytime I see you I just know my sides are gonna hurt...lmao @ you |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Thanks everyone. If I can bring just one smile to your face with all the sadness we all have to endure, well, I have done my part. Glad you enjoyed it. Bye, Bye- for now. Melton |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
HEY you forgot me..i moved out west too haa...im in Texas also...cute poem... ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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