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| Open Poetry #10 |
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Toerag at the Doctor |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(from Adult and cleaned up a bit for Open  )Toe entered in the doctor's room, His face was pure despair. He held his hat tight in his hands, His eyes glanced everywhere. He said, "Doc, this is hard for me To stand in front of you With hopes to find a remedy Or see what you can do." "You have to make a promise first For you and all your staff Regarding what I show to you, That none of you will laugh." "Toerag", the kindly doctor said, "There's nothing here to fear. We're all professionals, we are. Pray tell, what brought you here?" So Toerag then undid his belt. His pants fell to the floor. He stood there, naked from the waist, Embarrased to the core. He had the smallest aperture That the doc had ever seen! Short-microscopic- in its size With little jelly beans! A vienna sausage was monstruous Compared to Toerag's thing. Don't get me wrong, but that small dong Could wear a pinky ring! The doctor tried to hide his smile; His face began to break. He tried to act professional But knees began to shake! It finally was too much for him. He shed his calm disguise. He let out with a cackle - Tears came streaming from his eyes! He doubled over, hit the floor, And then he started rollin'. He managed to say,"So, what is wrong?" Then Toerag said, "It's swollen." |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
ooh.... that one was below the belt....  rofl[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 10-16-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Rollin... rollin... rollin... on the floor... laughin... laughin... laughin. And here I thought is was something serious like cranial rectaltitis. You know Toe has a plexi-glass stomach so he can see out.  he...he... heNice shot Sir Balladeer... just let me know if you need any help against the fruit... always willing to fight a produce war. This is General Andrew Scott... roger and out! |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
I'm sure this was very funny but being the lady that I am I couldn't bring myself to read past the third line....ROFL....ya right Loved it! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I had to come out of my sabbatical long enough to say that no only was it swollen, but it had never been UN-swollen. Great TRUE story, 'Deer. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL!!! You're baaaaack, and in fine form Balladeer ... glad I didn't read THIS one at the office, oh Lordy, LOL!  Best wishes, /Kit |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Gasping for breath, tears streaming from my eyes! Hilarious!!Denise |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer ! Now that was a low blow - even for poor TOE ! *Snicker* *Snicker* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
'deer, you are the limit which is apparently more than you can say about Toerag. Maybe that makes him the limit-less. ROFL. Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
OMIGAWD!!!! THIS IS FUNNY, FUNNY, SH,ER-- SHIRT.....YEAH, THAT'S IT. Just when I thought it was safe, to enter the forum, frowning....LOL...y'made me literally laugh out loud...sigh...now I'm gonna be in trouble...(but it is SO MUCH fun...) |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
I'm never gonna eat another jelly bean again without laughing...ROFL HUSG |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Balladeer, I'm in shock, I didn't think a man would make fun of another mans private parts. Besides, us women know it's not how much you have as long as you know how to use what you got.  |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
"He said, "Doc, this is hard for me" This was very funny, good to see you here again, this was my favorite line  Kathleen |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Though months might keep me from the halls of the forum.. I see that not much has changed.. giggle.. sorry Toe.. it was funny. Just what I needed to see on my return visit. Hope all is well with everyone .. Hugs Lucie |
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Poet's Sister Member
since 2000-10-16
Posts 80North Carolina |
 Just sitting here grinning. Funny and well written with the LITTLE twist at the end!!! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Lt Lucie... Well my oh my! How wonderful to know that you are still running about the halls. Truth is, Toe just recently resurfaced and took a few pot-shots at the 'Deer. Mr. B is just returning the favor. Will it turn into the great produce war of Forum 2 & 3... who can say. But I'm ready to raise the flag and charge the mellon patch should the call come to squash that fruit lovin' Toe. Hope to see you around. Out! PS. Yo Bro Toe... ya know we love ya, so come out and play! [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-17-2000).] |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
OH MAN!!!!!LOL... talk about your poetic low blows... you boys of banter are BAAAAAD and its SOOOOOO GOOOOD  well ya know if were gonna take the forums down.. we might as well do it with a moderator in the lead LOL .... thanks for the laugh Deer... I needed one tonite .. they say paybacks are hell.. or is that SWELL later-hitting below the belt gator jm |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
From tears of joy after reading of a mother's love to laughing my cowboy "arse"(can I say it that way Mr. Moderator?) off. You my friend came back in style and I feel the forums will never be the same after this piece settles in. |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
some go from bad to worse - but 'deer goes with verse to bad rotflmaoprdml |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
I'd say he had this one coming. Nuff Said. Corinne |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I remember this! *S* And how I miss the days when retaliation was instant! *S* |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Yes, yes Lady Suthern... How I miss them too. Ya think there's any way you can drag the menace back into our midst for a game or two of "toss the melon?" It tis the season and the pumpkins are feeling neglected. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lucie? Andy Scott?....old timers! Now isn't Balladeer just special!! Kinda like passing gas when ya got a terrible stomach ache!...Okay, I remember this.....can't imagine why, but I can recall sometimes yanno....but you will get yours again, (and again and again and again).....LOL |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
OMG.....almost missed this one....LMAO oh my..my...still laughing.....a great one to end the night here... thanks for sharing this with us.....  take care *giggle* Charisma |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Looking forward to the reply to this one! Dee |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
OMG! ROFLMAO!! This was hillarious! Sorry Toe buddy, but I'm laughing, laughing, laughing! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Ho-ho-ho... good friend Toe, how good to hear from you... rest assured that I always get mine... but don't go thinging you'll ever be the one giving. Best you just "stick" to your pumpkins. Peace! [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-23-2000).] |
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