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Toerag's BIG Wish Comes True (Response to Gareotemsti)
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Toerag's BIG Wish Comes True (Response to Gareotemsti) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Now Toerag is one lucky fella, All his dreams come true. He saved then spent all he had, To buy himself a tooth! Now he smiles a lot more often, Though he hasn't dreamed enough. He should have held some money back, To buy his first tooth brush. It won't be long before he'll cry, "Why must I do without?" If he owned the gold in Fort Knox, He'd have TWO teeth in his mouth. Though the Tooth Fairy is not fickle, And she'd love to give him more, She can't get within ten feet of him, For the loudness of his snore. (He sounds like four cats yowling out back in the alley late at night, and y'all KNOW how I feel about cats! lol) |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
{pssst...hey...besides this being cute and clever and all the other stuff you think I'm gonna write...you better do a lot of quick reading...you've got a BUNCH of catching up to do...shhhh, I'm sneaking out now....} |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cute! But how can a toe snore? Hmmmmm |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
JngJhnAg, You guys are too much but I enjoy the read. Nice one, I'll be waiting for the answer. |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
 HHHHmmmmmmmm!!!!! [This message has been edited by Mark Bohannan (edited 09-24-2000).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
So ole one-tooth Toe is really back, huh? Last I heard he was working for the school system as a hole punch.....well, LJAG, here we go...... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Karilea We've been up in beautiful Boston and out on the Cape - So my reading time has been way-layed. Thanks for the warning. Ms deVine - How can a toe snore? Just ask him - after all, his feet really smell, so why can't they snore, too? lol Sy - We'll ALL be waiting for his reply - you'd think that the local library would let him use their Commodore 64 to sign on more often than once a month - lol Mark - Lil Lorelei LOVES that graphic - as for me, I wish you wouldn't post it - I've already kicked my monitor three times, and if I see it again, reflexes may take over and it'll be number 4! lol 'Deer - Your comment reminds me of the question that was given on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" the other night - "What has 1000 legs and 3 teeth?" Answer - The ticket line to a WWF match anywhere in Toerag's part of the country. lol |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
LJA All the gold in Fort Knox would only afford Toe two teeth. It seems that he'll need the gold in Fort Knox to keep a tooth in his mouth, because it appears that you and Balladeer plan to keep knocking them out. I'm still laughing from this one. Garfield |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
He's back? KEWL! And quit kicking that screen LJ...You'll have to by Lorelei a new puter  ROFL @ at the WWF comment!! Poem too  |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
meeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!how do you feel about cats??? hmmmm.... i forgot  beware pandora's box... |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
LJ In defence of Toerag, his feet smell cause his nose runs. Loved this. I hope Toerag appreciates how kind and generous you are to him. Kethry. "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Did you say KISSING THE MONITOR? or what......I couldn't hear you over all the purring going on in your house right now. Here, let me give you some romantic MUSIC for all that kissing you are doing. /pip/Forum42/HTML/000084.html Now be very nice to the guitarist. He is a very temperent soul... LOLOLOL.... |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
This is a fabulous poem made me laugh...thanks  very enjoyable piece Tracie~ Love is the life of the soul... It is the harmony of the universe |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
So it's the thought of another tooth That sets his heart a'flutter? (I thought it was you and Balladeer With your minds in the gutter!) *G* Not to fear, that Toerag dear Is welcome to all of mine - A nice long soak in Polident And they should do just fine! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
So that's what Toe uses that old rag for.... He can't shine his shoes, so he polishes his tooth with it... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
What a great bunches of responses. Isn't it wonderful how everybody will respond favorably when the truth is heralded loudly? I love ya all. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Now this was really uncalled for! I'll have you know I do quite well with this tooth! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
It is good to see you back again, LgnJgn, you've been missed! And Toe, well now, he's a man who won't get kissed! I know I shouldn't have, but I just could not resist! Now I'll stop sputterin', only stay if you insist! Wish I could wish upon a star anew and say again, darlin' if you only knew! Corinne |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
BTTT, John, you'd better write soon we're re-reading all your old stuff and you KNOW you don't want that to happen. Be well Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
Is it ok to join in this party??  ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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