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Virus Alert |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69
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Please listen all, I shan't repeat, A virus bad as Toto's feet, It freezes cold, your hard drive's all, 'Tis rumored to have caused Rome's fall, It heats up your refrigerator, Its nickname is, Exterminator. Redubs CD's to Manilow, On TV sets, it causes snow, It caused the Dow to fatally crash, Has redyed clothes, so colors clash, Caused Ogden Nash to lose his rhyme, Has given speech to silent mime, All toilet seats remain upright, Pirannahs fear its ghoulish bite, Reboots windows, turns into Dos, Erases disks, full memory loss, I know for sure, world soon will fail, Because I read, on my email. [This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 04-25-2000).] |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
LOL, this is great! How many of those e-mails we all get. Thanks for sharing, today, I needed a laugh more than ever.  |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
This is really cute, I enjoyed it thoroughly "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34 |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
and what is bad about Toto's feet, may I ask? The wicked witch has a wicked sense of humor, I say...I like it, much!! |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
What? You mean, you don't believe your e'mail??? Wicked poem, Witch... ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Now that's what this place needs is a little humor. Thank you for making me smile. All my love, Jeffrey |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Martie, Martie, Martie... I guess what can you expect from a California Valley girl. hehe Toto has a tendency to run around barepawed in the Kansas feedlots. [This message has been edited by Mike (edited 04-25-2000).] |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
This is fantastic....I'm going to forward this to my mom...she believes them all!!! Thanks for sharing a smile today Hold me for yesterday Kiss me for tomorrow But love me for today. |
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hsystems Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 319Murray, UT, USA |
WWotE - Excellent! Most of the e-mails I get with "Virus Alert" as the subject are spam...but your poem is anything BUT! Thanks for this wonderful lift to my spirits...now if I could just get the spammers to send me something this witty and funny!  Troy Beautiful, Thought-Provoking Poetry http://www.h-systems.net/p1.htm |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious!  Denise |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Wicked Witch of the East, Well im always the one who falls for it! you had me really going, very cute poem, thank you for the read. Cerenity |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
So, then, okay, like, how do you explain the toilet seat up thing in the days before computers, eh??? Thanks for the amusing poem! Corinne |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
yeah, witchey...how do you explain that?...what Corinne said...and as far as a valley girl...I'm not...I'm on the oposite side of LA from that Valley girl stuff, I think...  |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
Hey my pretties, let's not be badmouthing spam here... nothing like a little spam and peanutbutter sandwich for a quick pick me up. ya can't fool me Martie, I came to California once in the 30's to make a movie... people were trying to drop houses on me and throwing water at me... in any event... glad you all enjoyed. Take care all. |
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