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The Gloves Are Off ...for the poetic joust...(wayout style)
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The Gloves Are Off ...for the poetic joust...(wayout style) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Flowers grace her ever so closely < !signature-->Shades of violet and vermilion How much would I pay to have her Well I guess at least a million Odes are sung with honeydew swollen From the breasts of my beloved And I would never kill her any way Least not if my hands weren’t gloved Could be she’s infinity’s song And we’re minutes dying by her hand And seconds are what her mother makes When we want our chicken tasting bland Sadly I had to remove my glove And slap the cheek of another Who I thought would try to win her heart But twas only her eldest brother She’s the chassis of a 69 ‘stang And the motor of a GTO She listens to OMD with me ELO, CCR, AND, BTO I do say “She’s real fine my 409” ‘Though just 1 thing of 2% Windex Is 3 times more effective then be 4 She has all 52 cards found in decks Ode to a commode that she has scrubbed Ode to bubbliness of her demeanor "Dow bathroom cleaner has scrubbing bubbles" I caress it when long since I’ve seen her Beauty is in the eye of the beholder When lust fills your eye gouge it out So you can be the holder of your eyes In which her beauty there is no doubt One day crestfallen I read the note Scratching the tattoo on my behind It said dear sir that tattoo should read You are crazy and out of your mind Crazy, but that is what it says And no she’s not seen my bottom All the memories of my Guiniviere Out of my mind but I still got ‘em in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 06-10-2000).] |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder When lust fills your eye gouge it out So you can be the holder of your eyes In which her beauty there is no doubt One day crestfallen I read the note Scratching the tattoo on my behind It said dear sir that tattoo should read You are crazy and out of your mind ....... interesting as ever in the unique wayout style....WOW for yuh WayOutWalt... Gave a jolly good twist here, lets see.. Regards, sudhir. Ok time to leave for Pink Floyd is giving me a mad rush.... Hey you, out there in the cold, Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me? Hey you, standing in the aisle, With itchy feet and fading smile, can you feel me? Hey you, don't help them to bury the light. Don't give in without a fight. Hey you, out there on your own, Sitting naked by the phone, would you touch me? Hey you, with your ear against the wall, Waiting for someone to call out, would you touch me? Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone? Open your heart, I'm coming home.... by Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) - The Wall |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
Wayout you are out of it. LOL this is fun ----- Ya ended up being so jealous you couldn't see the forest through the trees so you challenged her brother. LOL LOL Sorry I found this a riot. What does that tattoo really say? ~netswan |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Way to funny....... I vote you win walt... Parker |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
I'm laughing so hard..... I give up...yuh yuh I do!!! There's no style quite like "wayout style"  |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
Wayout style....yes indeedy Way to go, had me in stitches (ouch) Loved it TC~ |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Walt, You are so humorous, what a Walt way to meet the challenge, I love it, I absolutely love it! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I cast my ballot here too, walt...loved it. |
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
WayOut... I am LMAO !!  Love it!! MagnoliaBlue Pay a visit to: http://cyberageadventures.com You will love it! "A poem is just an expression of my life and heart."*CJB* ~*My Skipper Jim, I love you! Your Lady June*~ |
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First__Knight Senior Member
since 1999-11-08
Posts 678 |
Your my kind of guy here Walt Now where is the local car show again .....It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
ROFLMAO!!!! Too funny, Walt!!! A unique response to Sven's challenge....well done!! LW Friends are friend forever if the Lord's the Lord of them and a friend will not say never cause the welcome will not end. --Michael W. Smith |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
bows and curtsies i give you all |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Gentlemen, Even the jokester Walt joins the fray! Can you indeed by him be scared away? Great poem Walt, you are indeed the man! This here poem, should win you many fans!!! --------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Walt, I award you the title of Master Cylinder, although I ain't sure you're running on all of yours  Great job here |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Your gloves removed, your hands are raised in battle for maiden fair longing thus to have her just run fingers through your hair. good one Walt..but I am not voting yet. |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
oh no....we have to vote....I thought we just got to sit back and enjoy....and enjoy this one I did great writing |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
A smile and tip of the hat to you walt Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn. JP "Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
A mover and a shaker.... revvingly good. Linda M. |
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