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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Hustle and bustle and scurry about . They're all coming back , though no-one let them out. What nonsense is this ? How can this be ? I'm so far past tense it's positively ... hard to keep track of these comings and goings I'm late for my rounds ( is that cold wind still blowing ? ) Who are these poeple and why are they here ? And what have they done to our friend Balladeer ? He's bound in a suit with the straps buckled tight. In my opinion this just isn't right ! Though at times he may babble and drool just a tad , only a fool would consider him mad ! So who put him in here ? Well now let's see ... If not one of you , it had to be me ! Oh Nurse C. , Would you please see our guest to his new quarters ? And by the way , you're looking quite fetching tonight . [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-08-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Dr. Moose something's wrong Sir Balladeer does not belong I've met him on the outskirts he's not like the little squirts. He curtsy's to all the women and tips his hat to gentlemen his tongue made of pure gold yet he comes across quite bold. How did he end up here Doc, maybe just a misplaced sock? Btw, what does it look like I'm fetching Doc? |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
I'll get those cards For you DocMoose They think they're seamen But they're loose Blackbeard with A gallant flair I think low tide Is in the air Well now here at The stute they'll wish To woo the ladies And play "Fish" |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Yoo Doc ! I think yar a bit blinded from those red lights ! That's the rubber doll in that bed. Remember ? The one I stole and we had so much fun with tucking in last night ?  |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Hello? Doctor Moose? I think one of your patients has escaped... I caught Justin Conceivable wandering about in medeival England, right in the middle of a jousting contest! Just thought I'd let ya know, Eric. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
My Dear Nurse C., I didn't say he belonged ,oh no , au contraire So don't get me wrong , I just said he was there. Or was that here ? I'm a little confused Could be those darn meds that I have abused. But he's a good sport ,you can tell from his jacket Straight from the cleaners , with buckles and plackets As for his mental state , I've reservations For now he's Justin , for a "stute" observation It's probably nothing but age setting in Note the blank stare and spittle on chin Or very likely it's all stress related ( either anal retentive or just constipated ) But as long as he's here I'm sure he won't mind If we run a few tests to see what we find Oh , and make sure you get his insurance card ( Somebody's going to pay for this ) |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I'm on the job Doc I'll check him good complete examination. This job could be fun does he get to wear a gown?  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
He he he... ha ha ha |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Down in the sub-basement laboratory We got us a live one , Nurse Cratchit and me He looks quite familiar , though a bit worse for wear When asked who he is , all he does is stare Some sodium pentothal might do the trick " Quit twitching , you whacko , it's just a pin-prick" " There , now isn't that better , all warm and fuzzy ? " "Aren't you Balladeer , and if not then who was he ?" No answers as yet ,( he's the strong silent type ) I bet he writes poetry and smokes a pipe ! What do you think Nurse , since he isn't talking? Should we up his dosage , until he starts squawking ? |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
Looks like I arrived JUSTIN THYME things around here are JUSTIN SANE they've locked the 'Deer up and let loose the crackers I wonder if we'll ever get them all back in line? oh I wonder what is this mad game? I think Doc Moose drank from a patient's cup he's gone totally quackers! if we could get all the Toons on Doc to set maybe we'll contain the melee JUSTIN THYME! I've taken some rhyming liberties here due to the emergency nature of my post! [This message has been edited by Justin Conceivable (edited 06-12-2000).] |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Master, you've forgotten me do you think I disappeared, gone to some tunnel vision? No problem Master I've changed free to be me only me. I'm feeling angry, quite dismayed, rejected and alone. I see you have a patient here a man you call Balladeer sorry Doc, he's gone outta here. (Clicking fingers twice) Doc, how'd you get on the table? Well, at least I saved Balladeer now I'll leave Nurse Crachet to do as she will with you. (later)  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
A "Deer" in the "stute" is worth two on the loose And this one I fear has his head in a noose Indeed ve have vays of maykink him talk Exhibit A ( nails on chalk ) Bored ? No not me , I have just begun Don't know about thee , but I like mine well done A little more voltage , is called for I think Lift that bale , tote that barge , throw in the kitchen sink I'm afraid it's no use , he's way over the fence Too far 'round the bend ,where the woods are quite dense I don't know about you , but I think it's ironic Out "there" talks like two , but in here ...catatonic I guess he's just not going to join in our fun These tests don't mean squat when it's all said and done He must be quite " normal " I'm sorry to say With apologies formal , send him on his way And now a little traveling music please Maestro... When you work is never done Don't think you're the only one Just the opposite is true There's really quite a few of you ! When things just aren't going right And you cannot sleep at night Don't give up and lose the fight It's just that you're not wrapped too tight! 'cause... you've... got ...personalities,personalities , C'mon everybody sing !!! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-13-2000).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
No, my dear Jinn , I did not forget you. You are an integral part of this stew . In order to have a homogenous mix, where would I be without your slick tricks? Welcome back to the "Stute" where all that is done . Serves to fit one tall order , that which we call fun . Though the one they call "Deer" did not want to play . I'm glad you're back here , are you planning to stay ? [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-13-2000).] |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Here for the duration where else could I go? The Stute I'll call home a fun place of creation. Precision I will practice to perfect my specialty, a sure determination this Stute to be a palace. We have the King Crayon awaiting his Queen colors, then crazy Justin Knights even some Lords in the plan. We have you the Doc Moose always in charge and ready then lovely Nurse Crachet who can be feisty when loose.  [This message has been edited by Jeannie (edited 06-13-2000).] |
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