Seymour Butts Meets Chairman MAO

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Open Poetry #7

Seymour Butts Meets Chairman MAO

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2000-06-04 06:56 PM

Seymour Butts went over seas
No I'm not nuts just "bare" with me
His wife said "Bye , you will be missed"
I won't describe just what got kissed

He took along his good friend ROFL
Who can't stand up ( isn't that awful ? )
Talk of an un-sightly pair
With ROFL's view I wouldn't go there

But go he did and that is how
Seymour Butts met Chairman MAO

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

1 posted 2000-06-04 07:16 PM

Hillarious, Dr. Moose!

(he's a cute little guy though, isn't he?....hehehe)

Denise

Wicked Witch of the East
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since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

2 posted 2000-06-04 07:16 PM

Seymour Butts, no more I see,
Cause Seymour Butts, sailed cross the sea,
Seymour thought he'd moon a red,
But Mao ain't there, 'cause Mao is dead.
Dead Red he is, don't think me nuts,
But wasted trip for Seymour Butts.
Me thinks Seymour, will sing sad tune,
Underneath, bare China moon.

Mike
Member Elite

since 1999-06-19

Posts 2462

3 posted 2000-06-04 07:31 PM

Seymour Butts, done wrote a book,
about his days, when he would look,
Underneath the high school bleachers,
Til he got caught, by irate teachers.
Under the Grandstands, by Seymour Butts,
A national best seller, no if, ands, or buts.

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