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Men Are From .........???
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Men are from Venus, women from Mars, Or maybe vice versa, both planets, not stars. I'd always thought, I'd been brought by a stork, I read this here book, Now I feel like a dork. I told my dear wife, was feeling confused, Called her a Martian, she wasn't amused. She said my dear husband, you don't come from Venus, If I had a guess, you come from Uranus. [This message has been edited by Mike (edited 06-02-2000).] |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Cute.  Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Mike, I think you are from a brilliant star with many facets....humor, romance and sensitivity among them....oh... and you shine smiles! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Uh.....ROFLMAO! That one is quite a knee-slapper!  "Uranus"...I believe that! LOL Still think Kansas straw is the way to go though....hehe |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
LOL  thanks for the laugh, "you come from Uranus". I am sure your wife meant it in the nicest way possible. ------------------------ "I've been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else"-Richey Edwards "Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time". Baltimore Grotto "Libraries gave us power Then work came and made us free What price now for a shallow piece of dignity" Nicky Wire, A design for Life. manic street preachers La Tristesse Durera (Scream to a Sigh) "Life has been unfaithful And it all promised so so much I am a relic I am just a petrified cry Wheeled out once a year, a cenotaph souvenir The applause nails down my silence La tristesse durera Scream to a sigh, to a sigh I see liberals I am just a fashion accessory People send postcards And they all hope I'm feeling well I retreat into self-pity, it's so easy Where they patronise my misery La tristesse durera Scream to a sigh, to a sigh I sold my medal It paid a bill It sells at market stalls Parades Milan catwalks The sadness will never go Will never go away Baby it's here to stay |
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
ROTFLMCAO  Thanks a whole bunch for the laughs...I needed this right now ! I bet your wife is a peach. MBlue |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Such absurdity!!! I KNew YorKonnie's a bright one...  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Oh, MIKE!!!! LOL Nothing has made me laugh so much as this poem! Oh, gosh it's so funny! I loved it!  |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
~Mike~ ROFLMAO! You have a wicked sense of humour!Take care, Melissa Honeybee |
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Jana Tovey Member
since 2000-05-30
Posts 257USA |
Hilarious, really hilarious! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Love the humor, Mike! Dontcha just hate it when you have to use Preparation H for those planetoids?  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yuh ive always had my head in the stars |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
"I told my dear wife, was feeling confused, Called her a Martian, she wasn't amused. She said my dear husband, you don't come from Venus, If I had a guess, you come from Uranus." ROFLMAO!!!! Too too funny! i love it! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious, Mike! Soooo cute!Denise |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
ROFL This is priceless!!!! |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
WONDERFUL way to start my morning! Great one Mike ... loved this!!! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Mike~ I want to meet this woman ... she's brilliant ! ! ! This is a very funny poem ! Got the giggles here ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
I am aghast. I endeavor to postulate on the sociological interactions of the male/female dichotomy of the humanoid species, and you people take humor in my philosophical self-introspections. To top it all off, I related Balladeer's comment to Connie and her reply, "so I am not the only one who recognized you are a pain in the asp." btw... thanks for the comments, glad you enjoyed. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
WAY TOO FUNNY... very clever and witty... I saw this poem once written in reference to that book... I hope I can remember it correctly... a friend told me it even was read by the author of this book when he was a guest on Oprah >>> I thought you would enjoy seeing... it was also written by a man... Men are from Mars??? Women are from Venus??? or is it the other way around??? who wrote this was either and idiot or a genius. My wife is always mad at me I seem to never get it right I try to understand women I even tape Oprah and watch it at night. Im starting to think I'm getting in her hair The other day she told me... IF they can put a man on the moon ... WHY CANT THEY PUT THEM ALL THERE!!!!! So I bought this stupid book... hoping that her-- it would impress but it didnt work as you might guess She said you should have bought me flowers instead of that silly book I could have expired-- from her deadly look In my defense I said honey-- its a national best seller he knows all the answers I tried my best to tell her But my words fell on deaf ears as I went on to explain finally defeated I just shut up my words were all in vain She looked at me but took no pity and said So Women are from Mars, Men from Venus I didn't need a book to tell me I already knew you men think and lead with your *****  Then she smiled and said OK honey I give you credit--at least you tried I'll reward you loving efforts lets go upstairs and let our planets collide (author unknown) later-gator jm |
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