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* Man-Eating Dragon *
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* Man-Eating Dragon * |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas 
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 * Man-Eating Dragon *  A seething dragon made it's way into their town that night - Blowing fire, reaking havoc folks were stunned with fright! The men they tried to slay her but their swords meant their defeat - They only made her angrier, and thus, she stopped to eat... Surrounding her, resembling a sort of "buffet line" - She ate them all from right to left and didn't waste no time! The women of the village shrieked alas, their men were lunch - The dragon sauntered off quite full and *burped* with the last "crunch". The village now was "widowed" what on earth were they to do?? They grabbed their children, ran inside quite sure their lives were through... The dragon wandered through the town her belly VERY full - She picked her teeth & licked her lips and wiped off dragon drool. A day or two went by - and she was ready to leave town - Assured there were no men left there But lo, she wore a frown! Her belly rumbled, churning hard she wished that it would quit - Quite the journey lay ahead, but first, she had to ......er.....poop. She strained and grunted, dragon-like the women all looked on - Still frightened, yet quite curious what lay upon their lawn ??? The dragon smiled, QUITE relieved the women's head's were hung - The dragon sauntered out of town the women mourned it's "dung"... Mere morsels of their men lay there ' Twas quite a massive poop - An eyeball here, a finger there, so each one took a scoop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ -poetEeeewwwFatale April 18, 2000 |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
EWWWWWWWW...Thanks for the chuckle sis! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
I know - I know.....it's awful. (passing Kleenex around) Take all you need....I've got several boxes. Thanks Michael, for letting me write the tale MY way. LOL Pssst...I am the dragon! (licking lips!) (batting dragon eyes!) Rrrrooooarrr! |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL  I hope yer not coming my way any time soon, I got some other stuff to do while I am here |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Your vicious...LOL |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
ROFL at Lost Dreamer calling me viscious! hehe If you only knew!  (polishing halo) I am sooo happy! I just unclogged my email, and WOW...I was flooded with emails from all of you, who I thought had forgotten me! Yes, it's true! I thought EVERYONE had forgotten me! (batting eyes) I want you all to know, I've read them all, and as soon as my eyes adjust again, I will begin the replies, ok? LOL BTW, Mistikman - - You're soooo funny! Now that you mention it, I AM feeling a bit hungry! hehe |
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bobbycat Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 233USA |
You GO, girl!!!!! Loved this twisted tale of yours! Hmmm..... a world without men.....*still trying to see the bad side to that....* (j/k!!! LOL) Bobbycat =^..^= ~~ And it harm none, do what ye will.~~ |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Allow me to just say YUK! How revolting...LOL This story I would not attempt to tell from the man's point of view, you've done it just wonderfully, already.  Michael |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Gen girl, your writing just keeps getting better and better. Oh yeah, hope you don't get hungry anytime soon....lol This was soooooo hysterically funny Jeffrey |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Um, you're the dragon? I never would have guessed!! LOL. . . this was great Gen, but I don't think I'll be needing a Kleenex, just a large bucket!! ----------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Heh ... what does Tyrannosaurus Rex get to eat? Rex}>{{{{o> |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
ROFL.....T-Rex, you could go into there and finish off all the women! LOL  Of course, that's what you wanted me to say, right? hehehe You're so funny! LOL at Sven needing bucket!  |
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Danny Holloway Member Elite
since 2000-01-15
Posts 2034Tulsa, OK |
Remind me to avoid man eating lady dragons! except the one's wearing red dresses and 5" heels...LOL uh....about the poem........it's poopy! |
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