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insect
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0 posted 2000-05-17 07:02 PM



THE  GAME

Would you like to have a math laugh
THE fun is in this poem graph
To begin you're fun
Start with ONE

If you're ON ONE
Go back to ONE
Now if you're ROLLING ON to TWO
That's what you do

Now you do TWO
And I don't mean poo
Then ONE would mean pee
Now we're ON THREE

Now THREE comes before FLOOR
You say"Ha!Ha! You're mistaken that's FOUR"
And you're LAUGHING at FLOOR and me
But really FLOOR is number THREE

Here we are at FIVE
Are you confused, how we've arrived
Have you had you're LAUGHING fix
Because MY ASS is FIVE and SIX

You say"FIVE and SIX is eleven"
I say get OFF it's SEVEN
Now we're ROLLING
Back to ONE we're going

So I ask you poet friends, what is THE word missing?
Because this poem is not about love and kissing
THE answer is right before your eyes
You could call it TWO POINT FIVE

If you're having fun and want to reply
Don't show your answer so others can try

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R O F L M A O

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Parker
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since 2000-01-06
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1 posted 2000-05-18 08:48 PM


well you had me there for a minute, but I think I figured out The answer.....  
netswan
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2 posted 2000-05-19 12:01 PM


Insect!  What have you been drinking tonight?
LOL I won't tell the score

netswan

Janet Marie
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3 posted 2000-05-19 12:09 PM


LOL i get it...
great poem..great rhyme...
I see your in to multiples like parker LOL
creative work.
jm

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4 posted 2000-05-19 12:15 PM


Insect~
You're certifiably insane !
Got it !
~*Marge*~


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insect
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since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014

5 posted 2000-05-20 12:24 PM


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Haleyja…This must be Hal9000. "Dave will I dream"….."Daisy,daaisyyyy"

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netswan…I've been a Drunken Fool before!

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Janet Marie…Who's Parker? …. Multniples?
                       What are you saying? …1,  2 ,2 . 5 ,  3  with  5,  6 ( LOL )

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Marge Tindal…I have one of those certificates hanging on my wall!
                          Now I teach insanity!


THE question is THE  GAME

Thank you for your responses players
Love all of these responses…NEED MORE PLAYERS
Even if you don't know THE answer

HA!HA!HA!HA!


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