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Easter Surprise |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas 
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On Easter Eve, all was swell: son was nice, not raising hell. My wife thought it would be neat and got bunny slippers for my feet; For my son, I bought a rabbit and he swore to keep and feed it. My wife and I kissed goodnight and I shut off the bedside light. Well, I guess my son forgot to lock the cage, as the bun went hoppity-hop. Up to our bedroom it did creep and under the bed, it went to sleep. The morning came, the sun did rise and rubbing sleep from out my eyes I thought that it would be a treat to put new slippers on my feet. Stifling again a mighty yawn I leaned down and slipped one on; I knew my foot didn't grow a bit but the other slipper wouldn't fit. Well, I was getting annoyed a bit so I looked for why it wouldn't fit: there was the rabbit on my foot with a new size nine butt! Alicat the Persnikitty  < !signature-->As I sit here dimly thinking Watching modem lights a-blinking Churning out poetic hash. Lord, in all Your piety, Help me keep my sanity: Please don't let the modem crash! --Alicat [This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 04-19-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Ahh...and a Happy "Gold Brick Egg" to you! Merry meet. Interesting, and different... for that alone I give ye much thanks....Well done, Mr. Alicat... |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Nice line, "size nine Butt," what could come after such. Was your foot in the slipper too, or did I miss something..? |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
LOL... Poor Bunny!!  |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
You sick and twisted MAN!! buahahahahahahaha!!!! Poor bunny, indeed!!  Satiate, thinking Cat Man needs to get out more.  |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I have a hoppy feeling you didn't come out of the whole thing "clean..." |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Serenity: Merry meet, and be well. Thank you for the read and compliment.  Lucky: Um...that's a tale for another tail... Nanners: *cackle* Satiate: Yeah, CatMan needs to get out more...but first I've gotta make hasenpfeffer.  Sunshine: Ummm.....no comment...and get that paparazzo outta my bedroom!  Alicat, the Kilted Persnikitty |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
OUCH, that hurts!!! I can picture the entire scenario. There was one unhappy bunny!! Talk about a wild hare.....! I'm sorry you went through this hare-owing experience, 'cat  |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Yes, Balladeer, it was....and that one won't be Thumper'in nuthin for a while...its face looked like this *cackles* Alicat, the Persnikitty Insert Poetic Disclaimer Here: _______________________________________ |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
*Dusts off the poem from the bottom of the stacks for Easter* |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Did you have to go to the doctor for a 'bun-ectomy'? Funny....size nine huh? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMBO!! Oh that poor bunny!! |
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Dawn Eclipse Senior Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 637The Horsehead Nebula |
That was a wonderful poem! Poor bunny.... "It is in our aloneness that we recognize our oneness, even as the single droplet of water knows also that it is the sea."Daniel *Cassie Roseen* |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Kicken this bunny again, but this time to the top! |
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bobbycat Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 233USA |
Cute poem....thanks for the smile! Bobbycat =^..^= ~~ And it harm none, do what ye will.~~ |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Poet deVine: *grins* Thanks for the smiles and giggles. Whtdove: *smiles* Well...um..no actual bunnies were harmed during the writing of the poem.. *cackles* And thanks for booting it up for others. Dawn: *warm fuzzy bunny smiles* Bobbycat: Glad I could bring a smile...that's why I write. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Hillarious, Ali!Denise |
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