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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Hairball She called me up one hot day in July Could you come on over and fix my fan I said I'll get my tools and be right by Jumped her fence to find her lying naked for a tan Startled I screamed, the dog, get the dog, she's gonna attack Shaking and nervous, I ran in the house Calling me out she says would you put some lotion on my back Confused and afraid I snuck away like a mouse Following me naked she says the fan is on the bed As I entered the room, there was a growl and a hiss Then a lightening speed cat was scratching at my head Awe! Don't worry Fluffy just wants a kiss But this fluff ball of terror was attached to my face Almost unconscious and my mouth full of hair She claimed her little Fluffy loves to embrace As she ripped across my face, I was gasping for air A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare My kitty, she likes you, let her be your friend This affection must stop, I'm a friend I swear! Leaping away, last thing I saw was her pink butt end! So I coughed up a hairball and started to work Suddenly it hit me, she was naked in the room She sat down beside me with an inviting smirk But where was her pussy that terror of doom Her silk blonde hair shinning, pure as a pearl She tore open my shirt and ripped off my pants If I play my cards right, I could be kissing this girl! No lotion for me! Maybe we could date if you give me a chance? Pulled up my pants, threw on my shirt Now your fan is blowing Better put on a skirt But my shirt is torn are you any good at sewing? Cuz it's getting late And I do need a date But meeting your pussy was a friendship of hell She's an assassin without mercy couldn't you tell I'd like to get to know you from your head to your toes But we'll have to start by putting on your clothes |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Insect,.....Boy what a story!!! Haha...this was great. Well done here.  |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
SpitFire…Thank you …A hairball can be nasty! |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
great great laugh laddie. Up Up and away. Parker |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
"A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare" An excellent image I had huge LOL. great poem. |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
"A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare" An excellent image I had a huge LOL. great poem. Woops sorry for commenting twice, damn computer. Anyway if this is causing any inconvience please delete the second reply. Again sorry, [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 05-15-2000).] |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Haleyja…Are you coughing up a hairball too? LOL brian madden…A huge THANK YOU to you! Cats are great house pets to have though! Or dogs. "damn computer" LOL Couldn't find the delete thingy, but didn't want to delete it anyway. No need to be sorry there wasn't any inconvenience. Thought it was a funny reply. If you feel the need to reply again that’s fine. Thanks again. SpitFire…Glad you liked the story. Thanks again. |
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CSwtThng Member
since 1999-07-28
Posts 124 |
Very amusing. I enjoyed it very much. |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
CSwtThng…Thank you very much! You sweet thing you!  |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
I love your poems! Most of them are so FUNNY! Ofcourse you knew I had to answer to this one didn't you? I mean a kat and not responding to a poem with a cat in it? No, not possible, at least I don't think so. HACK! (furball)..lol By the way if you want to see more of my poems, I have 2 in the adult section..lol. Kat |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Grinning like the cat th---oh never mind... funny, funny, thing, you... |
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redheart angrybraids Member
since 2000-04-16
Posts 410honolulu, hawaii |
she's nuts oh, she's nutso, how does it feel to be groped? hate it, don't understand it, wish people could please them selves. though, the story of the scene was extremly vivid, vivid is the best. kindly, redheart angrybraids |
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Lorraine Nisbet Member
since 2000-05-18
Posts 218Jersey City, NJ USA |
insect, very funny...an enjoyable read. ~Lorraine A great poet is nothing more....than a discovered amateur |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
kat…Nothing like seeing a hairball come out of a cat's mouth! Unless you step in it!! That's worse!!!!HA!HA! Your real name isn't Fluffy is it? Because I'm your friend, I swear!! LOL I haven't been in adult yet! But soon I'll check it out and read them. Sounds like fun! Thanks! serenity…You got a smile on your puss! LOL redheart angrybraids…Your hair doesn't attack you like Fluffy attacked me!! Does it? LOL "VIVID,VIVID"…THANK YOU!! Lorraine Nisbet…I'm glad you enjoyed the story, poem! Thank you all fur responding |
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