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Alicat's Computer Told Me So
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Alicat's Computer Told Me So |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon 
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disclaimer...this is NOT the truth! Alicat's Computer Told Me So I double-clicked the icon to connect something started happening, what the heck? Ali's computer started popping and spluttering and in return I started wiggling and muttering then just when I could take no more started the sound of a squeaking door a wiley voice, from C:/special_files said "Hello Handsome, it's been awhile" I looked around, nearly in a fit wondering just who the heck was it! moved the mouse to open Explorer when it started, TO MY HORROR! windows opened on their own and oh the awful things they show'n I blushed and giggled just a tad wondered at this friend I had oh Ali, was my quiet response when the screen came up blondes buxom, busty, not so cute oh I felt quite so rude I didn't mean to pry and poke not even lightly, as a joke I wanted just to the internet get on not be bombarded by noxious blondes! [This message has been edited by X Angel (edited 05-11-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
LOL  This is just too funny, Heather!! Denise |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
That's FUNNY!!!! Thanks for the giggles. Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream. Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i hopes alicat dont mind yuh ratting on him  yuh way clever poem here |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Wait a minute - You expect me NOT to believe this??? Huh?? Huh???...  |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
The internet is such a strange thing, my computer often mistakes the word poetry with porn... maybe I shouldn't spell poetry with an "n." LOL. thanks for the smile. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
ummm... hmmmm... really? hehe no kidding? you're kidding, right? damn girl, you sure can write some rhyming verse... who woulda thought?!!  this is a very interesting saga... i'm intrigued... but not that much... LOLROFL... i can't even imagine... |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Lmao....I'm with nan on this one.  If anyone would do this it would be Ali or maybe Balladeer....lol. (oh we can't forget Toe!!) |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
LOL! I go away from my computer for the day, and find this waiting when I get back. Can't leave you guys alone for a minute, eh? Cute poem, Angel. Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
My computer is having 'Ali' withdrawal!!! She moans all night long because there is no longer a connection to the 'kilted one'...(psst! XAngel, check out his files..see if there's a 'kiltless' photo of him!!)...hehehehehe |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
X Angel.... I had no idea!!!! A whole new side of him!!!! LOL.....great poem!! Thanks for the laugh!!!! LW |
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menage a demideux Junior Member
since 2000-05-11
Posts 32 |
Theez iz absolument incroyable! Tres bon, mon amie! je suis la manage a demideux |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!! Good one. I tend to bet there were blondes on the screen though. Yeah, what Sharon said, is there a kiltless Ali in there anywhere? LOL |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I don't get it. Aren't all computer programmed that way?? Huh? Huh? Mine runs on Widows 98! Marilyn....how you talk  Love the poem, angel. |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
OMG!!! Honest, it weren't me...um....someone must've hacked my computer...yeah....um...yeah, internet terrorists....honest.... *resists the urge to cover my blushing face with my kilt* Alicat, the kilted persnikitty  |
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Lorraine Nisbet Member
since 2000-05-18
Posts 218Jersey City, NJ USA |
Very funny...lol...i needed that. Thank you. ~Lorraine |
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