Potty (my attempt to be funny, dedicated to my little brother)

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Open Poetry #7

Potty (my attempt to be funny, dedicated to my little brother)

Blondie
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since 1999-08-06

Posts 307
Ohio

0 posted 2000-05-03 05:25 PM

POTTY

Why do you always potty on the pot?
There's a puddle on the floor, it's an aweful lot!
Is it hard to hit in the circle spot?
Are you going to potty the way you were taught?
I don't like sitting on a wet spot,
It doesn't feel...too hot!
I'm not saying this to be mean,
But if you can't hit the right place, can you keep it clean?

A.C.Turner
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since 2000-04-30

Posts 83
Reading, Pa.Home of Bardfest

1 posted 2000-05-03 05:29 PM

great topic. This is really funny. We guys always miss the pot, leaving a spot. Peace. ACT. Thanks for making me laugh!

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

2 posted 2000-05-03 05:30 PM

my wife knew a guy (i'm supposing he told her) that sat on the pot when he peed...what a wuss!! fun poem!

The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein

Blondie
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since 1999-08-06

Posts 307
Ohio

3 posted 2000-05-03 05:39 PM

Well I have to say being a wuss is good if you hit the spot, I hate sitting on your pee men!! WHY CAN'T YOU AIM!?

Cutie Putootie
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since 2000-01-20

Posts 54
Ohio

4 posted 2000-05-03 05:39 PM

MAKES ME LAUGH...I LOVE IT!!!

Poet deVine

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since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

5 posted 2000-05-03 07:40 PM

Aim..it's a technique....maybe there needs to be more target practice...!

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