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Tramp Poet Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 754Could Be Anywhere... 
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Not So Secret Weapon Sitting about the satellite monastery filled with “Percosette” pain pills. Took a tumble out of bed yesterday chasing a wispy wood nymph in my sleep. Banged up my wrists, both knees, back, hips and wrenched my neck something fierce. Hours of hospital bumper car gurneys just to say, “you are fat, take these, call back.” Haven’t touched a drug for years, so got wasted in just a flash. Got the munchies and started to binge... “Don’t we have any chocolate at all???” Itchy, crinkly, dizzy and loving it Corncob popcorn,cherry mountain dew,tater tots. chicken breast,dollar store cookies, leftover pasta dang...emergency! Down to plain graham crackers! Stood up, shook down, to keep from exploding and blew up from the wrong end...oops, sorry! Mama buried her poor head in her pillow while screaming for the bathroom spray. As I evacuated the criminal scene she rushed past me in full metal scurry. And then battle royale! Green poisonous cloud vrs Glade peach sensation... film at eleven.  |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
Wow!! |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I'm heartened to know that I am not the only one who needs an arsenal...er...aerosol. That's too funny Patience is the ability to idle your motor, when you feel like stripping your gears. Author Unknown |
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Tramp Poet Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 754Could Be Anywhere... |
thanks Joyce Sister! yep you got the point exactly! poor Wendy Woo has suffered irreversable sinus damage i'm afraid... |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hilarious, Daniel....at a safe distance of course!  |
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Annie78 Member
since 2003-10-03
Posts 469here then there then back here |
cinnamon flatulence,and sewer stink leavings,Oh Gawd where is the Glade |
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aujussy wolf
since 2003-08-09
Posts 1215Michigan |
LoL
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PassionatelyRomantic Member
since 2004-01-24
Posts 190 |
LoL very nice |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
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Insomniac Cat Member
since 2003-09-23
Posts 69The Land of the Dadaists |
Love your style, coooool write! |
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