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Striking it rich |
Wobbly Head Bob Member
since 2000-05-15
Posts 299Virginia, USA |
The story is told of a man and his gold That does seem somewhat fishy He lived in a van had an albinos tan His demeanor was somewhat swishy He dug with his hands and sifted through pans Though gold was nowhere he went He searched on for days Through wind, fog and haze Seeking that mighty gold scent This all does seem strange Sick, twisted and derranged But I promise its going somewhere The man remained calm When his van blew like a bomb And left him stranded in middle nowhere He then ripped off his clothes Thrust a finger up his nose And claimed he'd yet find his gold! He wriggled and winced His finger he tensed Just before his body went cold! White suits call him sir He talks with a slur And, yes, his search was in vain His new hobby is drool but I think he's cool Because he managed to pluck out his brain! |
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pegasus111 Member Elite
since 2000-07-27
Posts 2219ocala, fl, usa |
lolol.....this one scrambled my brain as well!! thanks for the morning chuckle. I loved it. the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
Oooh! Too early for this one. But it's cute. Joyce |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
wow that is really funny Juju - 1.) a magic charm or fetish 2.)Magic 3.)A taboo connected woth the use of magic |
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jjote Senior Member
since 2002-12-25
Posts 1088Ontario, Canada |
omigosh! the gold was in his brain! if this were a detective story, the clues stumped me! exciting, and funny. |
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