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Tramp Poet Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 754Could Be Anywhere... 
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Biscuits Mama made some biscuits... maybe more like them thar hockey pucks bustin teeth in biscuit baked disguise. Yeah Mama made some so-called biscuits just like the Clampett’s, Ellie Mae as weapons, shore they’d take first prize. Little round mortar rounds slightly dusted and a smellin so fine aroma delightfull, shame it’s a lie! Biscuits tuned to deadly bombs explode with that thar mushroom cloud dang it kids, y’all done made your Mama cry! Johnny! Don’t you go a tossin that thang it’ll put a hole clean through little sister just take em outback, an a bury em quick. Looky here, bury em while Mama’s a restin mind the hounds don’t get at them thangs shore to make em sicker an dawg sick! Yeah Mama made some biscuits now she’s a cryin, fussin an all oh Mama; it’s ok, must a been that thar old yeast! Here youngens, take em outback, bury em deep deep as you dare, just as deep as y’all can reach an say a little prayer for the recently deceased! ~~~~~~~~~~ lol-had to make a couple of grammatic corrections... Tramp Poet: once a scooter tramp no choice about poet... [This message has been edited by Tramp Poet (edited 09-30-2001).] |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
This is so very cute. So unlike my mama's feather light biscuits. Joyce |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL. Now looky here, youngun...my mama was allas cookin dem peas dat coulda fought wit yo mama's biscuits. This is definitely a read-aloud poem, complete with downhome local folksy lingo. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
How did you know I made hockey pucks this last weekend? LOL I made bikkets too and yes they were hockey pucks. Seems me and WW must be some sorta wavelength here. Love ya Bro....Sis |
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Trillium
since 2001-03-09
Posts 12098Idaho, USA |
This is fun to read. Just glad no one tried to eat them! Betty Lou Hebert |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Daniel~ Delightfully done ... I love baking biscuits ... never had a hockey puck crop yet~ Besides, the cans are sooooooooo easy to open !  *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Tramp Poet Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 754Could Be Anywhere... |
just wanted to say thank you to y'all for the input...yeppers that was a breakfast to remember! Tramp Poet: |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  hehehehe.....did you try soaking them in some gravy, Daniel? Delightful poem! |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
My mama makes biscuits we call "cat heads" because they are as big as cat heads.I love them with sauage gravey. paladin |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
LOL...Loved this. Thanks for the chuckle.  When you are old and grey and full of sleep, |
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Tramp Poet Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 754Could Be Anywhere... |
gravy??? whoa Denise... was that what that was for? hmmm, maybe when we get it chipped off the plates... lol thanks folks gotta run, Mama has that look in her eyes and she's growling... Tramp Poet: |
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