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Goin Fishin |
Beasley Senior Member
since 2003-11-28
Posts 682Cheboygan,MI USA |
Goin’ Fishin’ I think I’ll go fishing today. Use a worm? On the hook that way? Then take the fish off of the hook? Oh yuk, I really can’t look! I should do what with the head? Should I be sure it’s already dead? Slit what? Take the guts out of where? You can’t think that I really would dare! Oh, geez, I have to confess This whole deal is really a mess. Forget about this. I’ll go to the store And buy the after not catch the before. |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
With your laments I quite agree. A fisherwoman I could never be. Love, Joyce |
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Trillium
since 2001-03-09
Posts 12098Idaho, USA |
Dear Barb: My sentiments exactly! I used to fish but I never used worms. It was salmon eggs or lures! I also never killed the fish or cleaned them. That's what husbands are for! Love Betty Lou Betty Lou Hebert |
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Michelle_loves_Mike
since 2003-12-20
Posts 1189Pennsylvania |
I dig it,,,but,,,,,try cleaning a catfish some time,,lol Michelle I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Barb~ Love you little phunny~ NOW ... GIRLS YOU ALL NEED TO COME FISHING WITH ME ... I do it ALL !!!! And then I cook up the bestest mess of fish and hush puppies you ever let melt in yo' mouth !! Come on down here gals ... we be GONE FISHIN'~ Smelly old *Fishy Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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PatAngel Member
since 2004-04-05
Posts 451California |
Dear Barb, I'm with you gal! You ain't gettin me to touch a worm or gut a fish. Yuck! Lol! Love, Patricia 'When you find a dream within your heart, don't ever let it go. |
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junemac Senior Member
since 2003-04-24
Posts 1005uk |
lol, I love this one. My dad fishes that way and I always felt it was horrible. I also cannot stand all the flies and maggots and stuff bigg yukkk !! anyway clever poem hon. made me smile too. Hugs June x |
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midnightblues Senior Member
since 2000-07-01
Posts 1597Singapore |
I don't think i've ever gutted a fish in my whole life.. gross! I love your poem anyway, hilarious as usual! Love MiCheLLe If there cannot be equal in affection, then let the one with more be me - midnightblues |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
me too |
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Isobel Senior Member
since 2004-01-17
Posts 529Qld, Australia |
Dear Barb This is a mess alright. It reminds me of a song that I sang as a child: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, Ones that squiggle and squirm. Bite their heads off, suck their guts out, Throw their skins away. Nobody knows that I eat worms, Three times a day. Love Isobel ox |
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