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Tequilia_Sunrise
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since 2003-02-19

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Lochalsh, Ontario, Canada

0 posted 2004-06-17 02:04 AM

Frogs Don't Have Bad Hair Days

Bernaise Frog, That bellicose toad
Was boasting to Hog, Just down the road
"We frogs have the life", He said with a grin,
"Just hopping around, 'till the day is all in"
Lying on lillypads and zapping our lunches,
and playing with tadpoles, who come in great bunches
Not at all like pigs, who stink to high heaven
And root in their slop from morning till seven
Of all of God's creatures, from here to the sea,
All I want is a frog's life for me!"
Hog looked at frog, and rooted some more
And thought to herself "God, what a bore!"
"And one more thing," added Bernaise,
"We frogs don't have bad hair days"
and off he hopped for his pond cross the highway
singing, of course, "I did it my way"
Later that day Hog spotted Bernaise
Out on the road in an awful place
Boasting no more, not a little, not any
left of center, flat as a penny

junemac
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since 2003-04-24

Posts 1005
uk

1 posted 2004-06-17 04:20 AM

lol this one is so funny. It really made me giggle and was perfected with great rhyme.

Thanks for brighteneing my day.

hugs from June x

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

2 posted 2004-06-18 10:37 PM

Really cute. How the mighty fall. Joyce

Trillium

Member Patricius

since 2001-03-09

Posts 12098
Idaho, USA

3 posted 2004-06-18 11:02 PM

This is so funny! I love to write poems like this but I'm seldom brave enough to post them! Good for you!

Betty Lou

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junemac
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since 2003-04-24

Posts 1005
uk

4 posted 2004-06-22 10:52 AM

made me smile again today

thanks !
hugs June x

PKreturns
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since 2003-07-21

Posts 362
New Orleans, LA

5 posted 2004-06-23 01:37 PM

lol....i wish i wrote more funny ones like this. I'll have to post mine about flies here.

P.S. Don't tell the hog about the bacon thing.

Broken_Winged_Angel
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since 2000-04-06

Posts 994
Small Town, Somewhere

6 posted 2004-06-23 07:34 PM

Poor froggy

but still rather funny

Thank you for sharing it.

BWA

SwEeTnSeXy18
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since 2000-09-18

Posts 247
nc

7 posted 2004-06-28 11:41 PM

This is funny and sad. I guess it goes to show they noones life is perfect.

Lisa

~in order to gain, you have to lose~

PatAngel
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since 2004-04-05

Posts 451
California

8 posted 2004-07-04 01:52 AM

I thought this was so darn cute!

It put a big smile on my face. Good work!

Patricia

'When you find a dream within your heart, don't ever let it go.
For dreams are the tiny seeds from which tomorrow grows.'

midnightblues
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since 2000-07-01

Posts 1597
Singapore

9 posted 2004-07-04 12:58 PM

Ooh Amanda,

hahaha what a cute poem!

I LOVE IT!

Love
MiCheLLe

If there cannot be equal in affection, then let the one with more be me - midnightblues

Tequilia_Sunrise
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since 2003-02-19

Posts 612
Lochalsh, Ontario, Canada

10 posted 2004-07-05 02:29 AM

thankx everyone for your lovely comments

passing shadows
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11 posted 2004-07-06 02:42 AM

grins

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