Take my advice…
You must walk in someone’s shoes
before criticizing, everyone knows.
Then, if he gets angry who gives a hoot
he'll be a mile away – and also barefoot.

Having a clear conscience
is usually a good sign
But a bad memory is
best all of the time.

If you must choose
between two well known evils,
choose the one never used,
you impish little devils.

Take my advice, if you don’t mind,
eat well and be merry today.
Go to the gym, exercise and stay fit….
But remember, you’re gonna die anyway.