Once upon a time there was a perfect man.
He met the perfect woman and they formed a perfect plan.
Their life was really perfect, yeah it was really swell.
They had a perfect courtship, that rang of perfect wedding bells.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, they found someone in distress.
Ready to help people like you and me, this perfect couple, did impress.
Santa Clause stood by his broken sleigh with a huge bundle of toys.
No time for delay, the perfect couple would help distribute love and joy

But on their perfect mission, they encountered bad driving conditions.

There was another accident, uncontrollable by the driver.
Only one did survive. Can you guess the survivor?
The answer is the perfect woman cause she’s the only one that exist.
There really isn’t a Santa Claus and a perfect man is only a myth.

Women can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men, please keep reading on, I know you’re about to choke.
If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been driving. Yeah, she was the cause.

Now if these perfect women did continue to read,
it illustrates a very good point, indeed.
Between men and women there’s a fine line of division
Again, I have proven that women do not listen.