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Street Heart Member
since 2002-09-05
Posts 349Pennsylvania,USA 
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I wrote this back in '94 when I accompanied a friend and his mother to a laundramat in Reading,PA. I was bored to tears,but then my eyes fell on this man who had the stature of a pro wrestler,washing and folding the prettiest little things... Watching someone's husband fold his wife's designer wear Folding up the dresses neat and clean with constant care But does he ever covet all those patterned underwear? Perhaps he hides there in the closet just to wear them if he'd dare! He'd look lovely in that nightie,or that wicked leopard frock Perhaps something off-the-shoulder while the closet is unlocked He thinks the pink chiffon too dainty,while he's tryin' to beat the clock But that negligee's so naughty,perhaps he ought to buy the stock! I see that as he's folding panties,his eyes look faraway He's dreaming of his wife's vacation when he's free at home to play He'll dress up like a beefy Barbie in scand'lous lingerie Now,wouldn't it surprise him that his wife comes home that day?!  September 17,1994 [This message has been edited by Street Heart (09-13-2002 03:57 PM).] |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
What a marvelous imagination you have. I am going to be carefully looking to see who is watching, the next time I need to use the laundromat. I thought it was very funny. Joyce |
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Street Heart Member
since 2002-09-05
Posts 349Pennsylvania,USA |
Thank you again,Joyce.Now,wouldn't it surprise you that I submitted this offering while wearing something off-the-shoulder!  Just kidding ( rofl ).I am strictly a jeans and tank-top kinda guy.Don't go much for frocks or frills! Still laughing,Geoff |
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A. L. Becker Member
since 2002-09-06
Posts 167San Francisco, California |
dear Geoff, you didn't happen to mention what you were thinking to the dude, did you??? LOL!!! Annie:- "Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?' |
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CHILI Member
since 2002-09-08
Posts 244 |
This was too cute! I can see that you do not have a problem turning boring situations into comedy. |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Geoff, if that guy was a pro wrestler they might have been HIS clothes! I mean, when they wear pink feather boas in the ring, who knows?  |
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ellie LeJeune Member Elite
since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156King of Prussia, PA USA |
Geoff, thank you for the laugh this morning...wonderful poetry and a fantastic sense of humor you do have...Ellie A friend hears the song in my heart, and sings it to me when my memory fails. |
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kitkat Senior Member
since 2000-01-11
Posts 878Nova Scotia |
*giggling* This was to funny. I will never look at doing laundry the same again and I have to go to the Laundramat today.. Life is a story waiting to happen..Go on.... Create, Live and Love |
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Street Heart Member
since 2002-09-05
Posts 349Pennsylvania,USA |
Thank you,Balladeer,I didn't think of that! But honestly,those panties he was folding were soooo petite that if he COULD get into them,he would not be wrestling,he would be singing arias at the Met! Thank you Ellie and kitkat (are you a crunchy,chocolat confection?  ).I am glad you enjoyed.Be careful what you fold!And kitkat,please tell me how your laundramat visitation went.Any curious clothing capers? Peace,Geoff [This message has been edited by Street Heart (09-18-2002 01:26 PM).] |
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