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Being Held Hostage - Send Ransom
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Being Held Hostage - Send Ransom |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
(Rap in the background please!) They made me wear some baggy jeans Told me they don’t have poetry queens That it’s time that teens got their place At the top of the human race Down here in this dungeon dreary Listening to Rap, I get so weary Waiting for the rescue team Taking forever so it would seem They feed me chips and Mountain Dew I’ve got a window without a view Music blaring, now I can jive Never felt so totally alive I hope the rescue takes some time ‘cause this is cool…way sublime! Being a teen can be so simple Oh my God! Is that a pimple!! Please read the post by Alwye and Lovebug in the Teen Forum for an explanation! Seems there's a rebellion in the ranks. I have been taken hostage and they are trying (with some success I might add) to brainwash me! Please send $10,000.00 in small bills to Dusk Treader! |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Will a small bill clinton (from the early days) do???  j/kWell, so many dollars would make my neighbours go bankrupt (I will have to steal from them for you, you see )So for the time being be nice and behave well, we will soon try and arrange the sum... if we don't manage to, remember we have always loved you.... laffing like a crazy maniac.... ... nice poem here by the way, before I lose it all...I must run regards, sudhir |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Wait!! You aren't going to leave me here are you?????? I'm beginning to like Britney Spears voice!! |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Holy Moose, deVine ! Hostage ? On me way deVine one, but I'm not sure me moose will take me there straight away, but I promise ya I be there as soon as I can ! Giddy up moosey, giddy up! |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
da da da boom, da da da boom... PDV's in a quandry of her own quiet makin' she took off for Teen Po-try left us in our boots, quaking... wrapped in rap, now wants out asking for ransom, what it's about... money we'd send, just for her? there's somethin' up, not quite sure... is she worth it, can we tell? or should we let her sit a spell? As an adult, she should've known and never strayed from her home... da da da boom, da da da boom... if she'sa having, so much fun I'd say leave her there...then run! Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Please don't abandon me!!! Read the post in Teen to see I am a prisoner, no longer free |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Which one is that btw, is it her first song or her latest whats that OOPS! I did it again ( I can't imagine what she did except do a spider dance on a moony planet !!!) ... hmm stranger things have happened... there are fans who would die for her you see... just hold on tight, we might just save you..... till then enjoy Ricky Martin or Julio Iglesias or ... blah blah some sheep)... splitting beans... |
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BSC
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Wow PdV....Looks like they've gotten you!!!! But hey, hanin' out with the young uns keeps one young....right???? Thanks for sending me over there, some great poets in the ranks. Bonnie |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
well, I've got a wine jug full of pennies, afraid I'll have to send it c.o.d. tho--- cute stuff here deVine...I exit smiling... |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Now I warn you, adults The demands have been made And if they aren't met soon... N'SYNC will be played!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! But we won't stop with PDV So all adults, be afraid With each new hostage we capture... A new N'SYNC song shall be played!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Viva la Volkswagenia! < !signature--> "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea [This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
rofg....how could you not read this...the title drags you in....ummmmm all I got is pocket change...will that help? |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
NO! PLEASE!!! NOT N'SYNC!!! For the love of God get me out of here!!! [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
*Laughing maniacally* MWA HA HA HA HA! We are teens here us roar! Let us charge the revolt No more will we ignore Our rights for an old dolt! deVine's the first POW Lock your doors tight Else be captive too! Victory is in sight! I accept MasterCard, Visa, American Express, Rupels, American dollars, British Pounds and Personal Checks! Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
 [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Ms deVine's all upset all this rap is gonna get her brain fried, oh me oh my how's she ever gonna get on by bump da da bump da da bump da da bump... all I've got here is a quarter can't buy much, like it oughter but here, deVine, I flick it to you... now get a life and get a clue... bump da da bump da da bump da da bump... and when NSYNC is on the dial see me here with my friendly smile... [I like 'em!] Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Sharon, this is way keeewwwwlll, I've got this beat in my head now heheh Loved it. My grief lies onward and my joy behind (Shakespeare) |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
I think they got you as well, super poem I almost jiggled my hips to it...*g* HUSG |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
I can get you Brittney SPears (head on a plate), that should be worth some money. Well I have an Irish £5 note in my pocket and with exchange rates it is about $1,000,000,000 dollars, though you will most of that due to the exchange rate and it will be worth about $1.10 Don't worry poet Devine I will call Mc Gyver he will know what to do. Kids hand back poet devine or Mc Gyver will get you. Here is hoping they were in nappies when Mc Gyver was on the tv. < !signature--> ------------------------ "We Irish are too poetic to be poets, we are a nation of brilliant failures." Oscar Wilde A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
[email protected] got any peeksures on those jiggling hips? inquiring minds want to see LOLOL |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
If you're sending McGyver, I'm going to wait right here..he may not come back!! Can a hostage take a hostage? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Andrew Scott, Crayon King of the Stute Took a collection from all my 'Stuter kind I've come to your rescue with a bag of loot Now lets take a look and see what we can find From me a virgin pack of rainbow colors Lady in Red sends you her very best From Pablo some paper painted dollars Doc Moose gives you his bullet ridden orange vest. Jeannie threw in a slightly used vase Nurse Crachet a certificate for one free shock Justin Thyme threw is his brother Justin Kase And three Cuban cigars from the Freudian Doc The Wicked Witch sent this old broom Vincent added his favorite ear One Flew Over gave padding from his room And Ian Dog European a gift from the rear (… how I hope its plastic) You know, some of these things are quite priceless Worth far more than ten thousand K Say P.D… you sure you're worth this? Perhaps it's best that you just stay. Hmmmm, say Justin Kase… you need any air holes in this bag? Justin? Yoohoo Justin! You awake in there? Woo Nelly!… I don't think that was plastic after all. |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Sounds like you are living out my worst nightmare, PdV! Small bills needed? I'm sendin' mine your way! Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Corazon:..My hips, jiggling or not are entirely private....*g* unless you can pay upfront....ROFL HUSG |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
We also accept Euros, for our European friends who might want to comply with us... VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!!! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Just read Brian's comment about Britney Spears's head on a plate--and to that I say, "POWER TO BRIAN!!!!!" That sounds good to me! Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
(uhh brain....who's Mcgyver? *grins*) Mcgyver is coming, sheesh, who's he? Well, whoever he is, it is no matter Because us teens armed with our talent Will send all opposers 'a scatter! Ms. deVine, she's lovin the rap And she's a beggin for NSYNC But we won't let her have the music Until at Brittany she winks! *rubs hands together, plotting* Who is next to be in our grasp? Munda, Brian, or Ron the big cheese? Wait, I know who the teens shall take! JANET MARIE IS THE ONE WE WILL SIEZE!!!!!!!!! *LoveBug and Dusk grab Janet Marie while Alwye laughs insanely and NSYNC sings "Bye Bye Bye" somewhere in the backround* < !signature--> *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ [This message has been edited by Alwye (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Poet deVine, I never knew you liked such things!!! LOL....I think you are almost a WILLING prisoner there. Hey, I'd wait for MacGuyver too!!! WOW!!LW Friends are friend forever if the Lord's the Lord of them and a friend will not say never cause the welcome will not end. --Michael W. Smith |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  This is hillarious, Sharon! Denise |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Ah, now we have JM In our cluches of power Now it's only a matter of time Until the fateful hour! Soon we will take over the earth!!!!!!! VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!!! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
ROFL, this is great, think we'll leave you just a bit longer, but be warned, your hearing may suffer! Corinne |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
What can I say that hasn't been said. Great poem and as for the rescue, it may be taking you from what you desire within. Can this be so? |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Poet deVine, I have my lance and steed to leap upon. I'll be there as soon as I get my pants on. *L* Sy |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL!!! SY!!! Come without your pants if you must!!! That's too funny! Love it....  There's also a secret message in the Prose Forum. And be sure to check out the original 'rebellion' post in Teen!! |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
Macgyver sure maybe fine, But see the teens forces have combined. We the special, the force, Have taken Poet Devine and Janet Marie - looks like it can't get much worse. So we're still waiting for cash, Poet Devine is begging to see just one episode of M*A*S*H, But if cash doesn't come soon, She'll be watching Dawsons Creek and Felicity - just to name some. ** just a note from your friends in the teen forum ** Love, Crystal Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
*sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic Mine eyes have seen the coming of the teenage mutant poets They took me as a hostage in case you didn’t know it. I listen to N’Sync and hate it but cannot even show it. The rebels march along! Glory, glory hallelujah Glory, glory hallelujah Glory, glory hallelujah Teen mutant poets march! |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Poet if they played Britney first thing than you are finished already...there is no hope for you...but I see that they are still letting you write poetry and e-mail so write one about Britney Spears...perhaps then they will let you go....James |
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JulieAnn Senior Member
since 2000-06-12
Posts 754Earth 3rd Rock from the sun!! |
Are you sure you want to be rescued?? those Lines... "I hope the rescue takes some time ‘cause this is cool…way sublime! Being a teen can be so simple Oh my God! Is that a pimple" Tell me otherwise!!!! Have fun while it lasts!!!!  Julie :) |
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sea_of_okc Senior Member
since 1999-06-15
Posts 568Oklahoma City, OK, USA |
DeVine one!!!!!!!!!! Tell me one thing Hon.. Do they have you tied up???? If so I'll be right there!!!!!!! I'll sneak in that window without a view Just don't expect that I will untie you... **** laughing maniacally **** |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Fear not Sharon! I am building up my arsenal and will come rescue you soon! (Though after a few of the remarks you've made I don't know why I should! Have to stare at my face indeed! Hmmph!) |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Sorry to hear about your current situation poetDeVine especially the Britney Spears & N'SYNC part. May God have mercy on your soul. Currently there is a music swat team working on the sound waves surrounding the teen forum Within minutes there should be infused into the entire forum 32 hrs. of Tiny Tim's "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" at a predetermined 110 decibels which can not be unlocked under any circumstances. We realize that this will kill you too, but think of the supreme sacrifice you will have paid to save the rest of us from these wild spastic monsters. We will write fine verse in you honor -= thick and fast they will come at last. Thank you for being such a hero!!!!!! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This is too funny!!! |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
Members of passion check out the prose section under Pdv's post, I have posted a plan that might just work, it revolves around cheesy 80's tv programs. If anyone remembers any other tv series please tell me. It may save PDV's life. When we catch these teen's we are going to lock them in a room and play every Duke's of Hazard episode in row for 3 weeks. If worse comes to worse we may have to call in Bruce ward and Adam West of the 60's batman tv series. HOLY MACKEREL A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL! Tiny Tim! That's a war crime just waiting to happen! I say we hit those youngins with some good old fashion Stones! That'll teach em to mess with our most deVine one. While we're at... how about some Fab Four... Mojo Risin... and 10CC's of CCR. That should throw 'em into a real tizzy. And to really keep 'em off balance let's toss in some John Coltrane. NOW THAT'S WAR! Peace, love & happiness everyone. |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
You have to be careful throwing the Stones and The Beatles at them because the majority of them love those guys. But what about 24 hrs of Bill Clinton playing a sax solo. That'll teach those little overbearing word demons. I bet they are chewing up poor Poet de Vine just like pac men/women. Maybe it's time to contact Dateline???? |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
dear brian madden, *Waa haa haa haa* i love the 80s... dukes of hazard, the old batman... neither will conquer the will of this battle-scarred teen... beware or you will taste my steel... my coup fell through, so now i'm working with alwye and the bug... sincerely, a sad tomato that thinks he's a samurai warrior you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
p.s. -- i love coltrane and the beatles... oh... and if you have any louis armstrong, please play it? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
70's TV... Hmmmm... before there was Stone Cold Steve Austin there was Steve Austin - Six Million Dollar Man. And how about the Bionic Woman... Rex the bionic dog! Ya... and Bruce Banner...aka The Hulk! Or how about Welcome Back Kotter... with sweat hog John Travolta as Vinnie... and Ohh Ohh Ohh Horshack. The Partrige Family and the Brady Bunch. Ahhhh... I think I've got it! How about H.R. Puff n' Stuff! Romper Room! Fraggle Rock! They'll be turned to jello! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hmmm... so Master Numb Soul... you like the Beatles and Coltrane. Well I must give credit where credit is due. Of course that will be at 22 1/2 percent interest. So how are you on Southern Fried Rock? Molly Hatchet... 38 Special... Lynard Skynard... Thin Lizzy? Think you and your cronnies can stomach some serious grease? Well chow on these sounds!... (turning up the DB's to 120!) |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Oh dear..I'm not sure I want to relive THAT part of my past...could we just have some 'Hallmark Hall of Fames' or Masterpiece Theater? How about 'Poldark!! Now there's a hunk!!! |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
*laughs* i'm from the south boy-o... i can handle about as much grease as you can dish out... and i adore lynyrd skynyrd... same about the plane crash though... as for the old tv... i love old stuff... give me everything you've got *waa haa haa* sincerely, sad tomato the undefeatable you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Poet~ just be glad Wham! isn't popular with the teens of today, but ugh! Britney Spears? I wouldn't make it!  -SEALive,Love,Laugh :) ~SueB |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Hey Andrew! You forgot the Monkees! Hey hey we’re the Monkees And people say we monkey around… Hehe AND- The Superfriends!!! Lessee, Ron can be Batman… Michael as Green Lantern… (Is it bad to think of Kess as Gleek?) Marge would make a GREAT (and sexy) Wonder Woman… (Trevor as Darkseid) hehe Jim and Brad can be the Wonder Twins… I think Balladeer makes the perfect Aquaman… Toerag has to be Bizzaro…) If Abe rejoins our side, he can be Robin… And I of course, get to be SUPERMAN!  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
At Christopher's command .... HERE I AM ! deVine One We have a plan !  We'll get you out of there yet ! ~*Wonder Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Christopher~if you need any help just let me know! Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
 and the American WAY!!! [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-21-2000).] |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Andrew the sad tomato is tough, get out your guns if you are going to save the DeVine one. I still think that Tiny Tim was the answer. What about Bobby McFerron doing Britney that'd ness em up. What about Willie Nelson doing N'SYNC how'd they like that?!?! |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
lol @ Chris and Marge...don't worry PdV!!! Never fear, adults are here! Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
well let's see... we've got kryptonite in a yellow cage... goodbye balladeer and christopher... we've got a sponge to suck up ONE wondertwin and tranquilizer darts for the other... wonderwoman wont be able to find her invisible jet and robin was never a threat... and aquaman *hah* dont make me laugh, dolphins can't reach our skybound lair... batman's a fool in a metal suit, our magnet should serve us well there... and as for the rest, we've got a surprise -- from ghostbusters, the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man... so dont even think about trying to break out the deVine one... she's ours... *waa haa haa haa* sincerely, that freaky tomato that's now started carrying around a samurai sword and wearing a headband from the karate kid movie p.s. -- i kinda like bobby mcferrin... and willie nelson'll quit if you just throw him a bottle of jack daniels... you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Welcome aboard, Novicane! We're glad to have ya! As for all of you unsuspecting adults, be still....for I believe we have some plans stirring....BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Alwye runs off to join Dusk Treader, Novicane, and LoveBug who are stationed within the secret hideout* *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Welcome aboard, Novicane! We're glad to have ya! As for all of you unsuspecting adults, be still....for I believe we have some plans stirring....BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Alwye runs off to join Dusk Treader, Novicane, and LoveBug who are stationed within the secret hideout* *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
dear queen alwye, *bows* i thank you, your grace... but i must confess that i will be absent for a number of days... 2 and 1/2 to be exact... if you can stave off the ensuing battle, i will return to face them all with my blade and steel will... if, however, i return to find the ruins of volkswagonia, i swear vengence upon your conquerors... sincerely, general sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Too late... ~shaking head sadly~... I'm too late again... Why oh why do I miss all the good stuff? K |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
How long can one thread get. Head spins here. Oh to be young again... nah It must be from Linda M. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Jeesh , PDV , Sorry to hear of your predicament ,sorry no cash ,but lets see what else I got ,hmmmmm nope , they probably like Fudd . A. Vertyser's the one that made them this way to begin with. I know , I'm sending in M.Marceau ,everybody hates mimes , and he won't stop until you're free . Doc |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
lmao chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Aaaaaah ... love this ... hopping from forum to forum trying to keep up with your plight Poet deVine!!! OK ... trying to help here ... I placed a call in to David Hasselhof. As his "personal vehicle" from Knight Rider ... you'd think he'd give me a little courtesy of returning my call, but his secretary said he's been on vacation, running around on some beach somewhere! Heck, I did most of the rescuing on the show anyway ... anybody care to take the wheel? We can spin on over and come up with a plan! Best wishes, KIT |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
Everything you've mentioned I grew up with . . . CCR is constantly played at my house and I saw Fraggle Rock just the other day. Hahaha nice try Now a story in verse: So the sad tomato has joined our ranks, Respectfully I bow my head and say many thanks. I think we're winning the war, Since some of the stuff they're using, some of them haven't seen before. Show they're getting desperate for some aid, Bet they're sorry they stayed. So I gleefully watch the events unfold, Time to turn on Ricky Martin I'm told . . . Hahaha **Lauging gleffully ** Love, Crystal Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Superman(aka Chris) has rescued me - please see the Prose forum! But I'm leery of him... if he is offered the title of King of Prose, the teens will have him on their side. Methinks I must have an alternate plan. So later, I am going to sneak out and hide in the CA forum!!! I'll be well protected there! Dare you all to join me!!!! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
MY GAWD Andrew Scott! Just how old ARE you? I thought you were a young thing! All those things you just named off - well, most of them went way over MY head, and I'm old! LOL (27) Yikes, this is really scarey, so I'm gonna go! Take it easy PdV, don't count on any help from me! I'll be hangin in Adult, while you're tied up, K? |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Sharon, you know you said small bills? Well do you think my phone bill would help? No? Ahh well, was worth a try! Eric. "We are the music makers and we are the makers of dreams." - Willy Wonka. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Ok, if Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley won't get 'em, let's hearken back to all of the B&W shows ever created...especially old re-runs of B&W wrestling...would that turn them off, or on? PdV, you're in the "driver's seat" [so to speak...he he...] what'd'ya think? Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ |
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Trew Member
since 2000-06-10
Posts 365Ottawa, Canada |
Poet, I'd love to help, but in American dollars? All I have are these worthless Canadian bills. They are pretty though. I could scrounge up about a half a million in Canadian Tire money. Would that help? Wait, I'll call the Mounties. They must be able to do something what with all of the pepper spray they use on the teens here. Where did I put that number... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I have been recaptured! Send help!  [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-22-2000).] |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Hey , now this is what I call ummmm....fun LOL  All my love, Jeffrey I lie awake in a world filled with dreams, but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
My Lady...The question asked... Just how old am I? Old enough to know better and still young enough to sometimes not care. Carbon dating me by means of musical taste could place me anywhere from 60 to a newborn. Let us just say I'm old enough to have enjoyed the original run of the Monkeys and to have a crush on Sandra Day of the Partridge Family... To dig Led Zep's Stairway the first time around and too have really appreciated the hey day of album rock. Yet, to young to have really lived the 60's experience. Also young enough to enjoy bands like Blink 182, No Doubt, Hole... etc. And I won't even bring in the fact that I love jazz and blues. So go figure... I like to think my heart and mind are younger than this collection of body parts. Thanks for shaving a decade off reality. Now... back to problem at hand. The deVine one has been recaptured and "Superman" Chris is down for the count. These punks seem to be immune to just about everything pop culture... I think too much Pokeman and Rescue Rangers has anesthetized their brains. I say we start playing Wagner, Brahms, Beethoven… Hooked on the Classics! Hmmmm… or how about some old Broadway show tunes like My Fair Lady, Oklahoma, and Hello Dolly! That should leave them cringing in their pajamas. Heck! Those show tunes even scare me! Time to bring out the big guns! Let's see… where are those 78's I had laying around? |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK-lahoma.... |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Ah, but what you all don't know is that I'm a lady of the theater. I happen to love all those Broadway show tunes!!! OOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind goes sweeping down the plains.... I also thrive on classical music! Bring it on!! You can't beat us that easily! BWAHAHAHAHA! VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA! Pregnant rollerskates... bah!< !signature--> "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea [This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 06-23-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Andrew, some scarey looking men are hanging around the Stute saying they have rights to Juliet. You disappeared and she's scared out of her wits, what kind of fiance are you anyway? Maybe I need to take her away so she's safe from them and you! Later |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
PdV, take care of yourself...this message is for AS: who, apparently, is at or near my age, I'll bet a dime to a donut!< !signature--> Sunshine ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 06-23-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey Sunshine... how about a quarter to a t-bone steak? That's where the big money is. DeVine One... I'm sorry but I must run to my Lady Red at the 'Stute and deal with these two brutes. I hope you enjoy the sounds of Annie. One last note to Chris... might I suggest a can of Raid be used on those Bug Lovers... the new lemony fresh scented kind. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
How the heck did I miss this one? dunno... A bit late but I'm coming to the rescue! I know what it can be like listening to Britney Spears. (jingle, jingle, as I'm running with my jug of change)... |
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angelswing Senior Member
since 2000-02-10
Posts 705United Kingdom |
Will you really play the stones and 10cc as i think they're great, I haven't decided which side to side with, as i am still a teen myself yet don't consider myself one, do your worst and until the T,E,E,N,S(Tactical,Evil,Educated,Nurotic,Soldiers) Stop playing Britney spears, i'd rather be on your side and get captured and ransomed . ( Not that they'd want much for me as I am worthless ) - That gives me an idea ... hmmmmmmmmm .... That might just work, I'm on my way PDV and JM etc ... Loved the poem . L.of.L. Tom . Note: I edited out the expletive with the **'s. Sorry that's not allowed here. < !signature--> Insanity is a perfectly normal responce to an abnormal world -R.D.Laing.- [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-29-2000).] |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
HOLY POETRY CONUNDRUMS BATMAN!!! Shall we go after them alone Batman or call in the rest of the Justice League? Batman to enterprise? Batman to enterprise? Kirk here!!! Captain!! The Devine one has been captured!!! Great scott Batman!!! How could this happen? Mr. Spock ? any theorys? The only logical conclusion captain is to send an armed convoy of Tribbels to rescue her.... Captains log....Star date 4056876945737594578554958743953 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We are embarking on a mission... a mission of grave importance... where no adult has gone before.... |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
HOLY POETRY CONUNDRUMS BATMAN!!! Shall we go after them alone Batman or call in the rest of the Justice League? Batman to enterprise? Batman to enterprise? Kirk here!!! Captain!! The Devine one has been captured!!! Great scott Batman!!! How could this happen? Mr. Spock ? any theorys? The only logical conclusion captain is to send an armed convoy of Tribbels to rescue her.... Captains log....Star date 4056876945737594578554958743953 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We are embarking on a mission... a mission of grave importance... where no adult has gone before.... |
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