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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-07-22 01:22 AM


The complete multivitamins
Everything from A to Zinc
The former is quite good for skin
The latter helps fight foot stink

You ever think that you just might
Get it all from a Flintstone pill
Bitin’ Bam-Bam’s biggish body
Gives me a guilty childlike thrill

I’m hopped up on circus mates
I’m not proud, I use generic
They taste so good like candy yes
I’ll admit through my hysterics

What is wrong with kids today
I can see through my own eyes
For tikes under age of four
I don’t think Mom realized

Only take one half of Wilma
That’s two fourths of lovely Dino
One whole Flinstone er “candy”
Will just craze your bambino

So in conclusion there’s no sin
Just read the label covers
Chew your Flintstones forty times
You health nuts and candy lovers


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[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 07-22-2000).]

© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Paula Finn
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missouri
1 posted 2000-07-22 01:25 AM


OMG ROTFLMAO

never say never

serenity blaze
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2 posted 2000-07-22 01:30 AM


Pick Me, Walt!  I wanna be president of your fan club....
Corinne
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3 posted 2000-07-22 01:48 AM


I hate to break it ya,
the flints died out with rock,
now it's time to take care of you,
with super strong stock.

It comes, well, heck, I'm almost afraid to say,
vitamins in their strongest force,
come in da natural form,
like greenery and yeah, hayQ

So, we say to dear "young" Walt,
just add some B,C,D,and # to your malt.

Core

Dark Angel
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4 posted 2000-07-22 01:49 AM


ROFL!!! this is Great Walt, just as I expected  

and I want to be Vice President!!!  YAY!  

Poet deVine
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5 posted 2000-07-22 02:05 AM


LOL...only YOU could write something like this. I love it sir!    
Severn
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6 posted 2000-07-22 02:40 AM


Walt - eeeeeeeeeeeee

~Shaking head~

Truly just shaking head...

You are a classic...and so's this....

K

netswan
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7 posted 2000-07-22 03:56 AM


hahah wayoutwalt!
a perfect walt poem.

Very sad to see kids that don't get vitamins.

~netswan

Poertree
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8 posted 2000-07-22 05:52 AM


er yeah well Walt like the rhythm, the form and the kinda contemporary colloquial language ... but ...this flintstone thingy ??... i just don't get it....!!!

one over aged TV less movie less fast food less under exposed parochial life less Brit

heh heh  

philip

ethome
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9 posted 2000-07-22 06:28 AM


I can't see Flinstones only as being the only answer but then what do I know. I like steak and eggs.......
Great fun this poem, I enjoyed reading it very much.

Jamie
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10 posted 2000-07-22 08:33 AM


Walt
yuh--- like we need to talk--yuh---
So are these the secret to your cosmic creativity????

Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


Nan
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11 posted 2000-07-22 08:57 AM


Throwing Passionate Pebbles wayout at walt here....

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12 posted 2000-07-22 09:10 AM


Yabba-Dabba-Do !


I started smiling before I even opened the poem !  

Loved it ... !
Your creativity tickles my fancy !
What a delight to share this space with you !
~*Marge*~



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Kit McCallum
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13 posted 2000-07-22 09:45 AM


What a title, what a laugh, what a wonderful poet!  
Loved this much Walt!!!      

Best wishes,
/Kit

Meadowmuse
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14 posted 2000-07-22 12:06 PM


Funny clever good  

~ Claire

Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau



ma miller
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15 posted 2000-07-22 12:13 PM


what a fun piece, Walt ... hilarious to say the least ...
Sunshine
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16 posted 2000-07-22 03:56 PM


Geez, WOW, don't make me ask...

Sunny

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Helen Keller ~~~

When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ


wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)
17 posted 2000-07-23 12:23 PM


everybody must get flintstoned!!
Sudhir Iyer
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18 posted 2000-07-24 08:03 AM


Flinted or Jilted, Fazed or simply Dazed...
Go to the Amsterdam Purpled Haze...
If ya wannabe stoned Amply Amazed...
and take Walt on yer way out Crazed...

he he  

whattalaff!!!

regards,
sudhir

Corinne
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state of confusion
19 posted 2000-07-24 11:22 AM


That's the trouble when they taste like candy, used to have this habit myself (as a child).

Try some sweethearts instead, sweet heart!

Corinne

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