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Flint Stoned
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Flint Stoned |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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The complete multivitamins < !signature-->Everything from A to Zinc The former is quite good for skin The latter helps fight foot stink You ever think that you just might Get it all from a Flintstone pill Bitin’ Bam-Bam’s biggish body Gives me a guilty childlike thrill I’m hopped up on circus mates I’m not proud, I use generic They taste so good like candy yes I’ll admit through my hysterics What is wrong with kids today I can see through my own eyes For tikes under age of four I don’t think Mom realized Only take one half of Wilma That’s two fourths of lovely Dino One whole Flinstone er “candy” Will just craze your bambino So in conclusion there’s no sin Just read the label covers Chew your Flintstones forty times You health nuts and candy lovers "Amadeus Amadeus. Amadeus. Amadeus Amadeus. Amadeus. Am Am Amadeus. Come on and rock me Amadeus!"-Falco "don't even lissen to classical music!"-me [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 07-22-2000).] |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
OMG ROTFLMAO never say never |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Pick Me, Walt! I wanna be president of your fan club.... |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
I hate to break it ya, the flints died out with rock, now it's time to take care of you, with super strong stock. It comes, well, heck, I'm almost afraid to say, vitamins in their strongest force, come in da natural form, like greenery and yeah, hayQ So, we say to dear "young" Walt, just add some B,C,D,and # to your malt. Core |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
ROFL!!! this is Great Walt, just as I expected  and I want to be Vice President!!! YAY! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...only YOU could write something like this. I love it sir!  |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Walt - eeeeeeeeeeeee ~Shaking head~ Truly just shaking head... You are a classic...and so's this.... K |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
hahah wayoutwalt! a perfect walt poem. Very sad to see kids that don't get vitamins. ~netswan |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
er yeah well Walt like the rhythm, the form and the kinda contemporary colloquial language ... but ...this flintstone thingy ??... i just don't get it....!!! one over aged TV less movie less fast food less under exposed parochial life less Brit heh heh  philip |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
I can't see Flinstones only as being the only answer but then what do I know. I like steak and eggs....... Great fun this poem, I enjoyed reading it very much. |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Walt yuh--- like we need to talk--yuh--- So are these the secret to your cosmic creativity???? Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Throwing Passionate Pebbles wayout at walt here....  |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Yabba-Dabba-Do !  I started smiling before I even opened the poem ! Loved it ... ! Your creativity tickles my fancy ! What a delight to share this space with you ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
What a title, what a laugh, what a wonderful poet! Loved this much Walt!!! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Funny clever good ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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ma miller Senior Member
since 2000-07-11
Posts 806 |
what a fun piece, Walt ... hilarious to say the least ... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Geez, WOW, don't make me ask... Sunny ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
everybody must get flintstoned!! |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Flinted or Jilted, Fazed or simply Dazed... Go to the Amsterdam Purpled Haze... If ya wannabe stoned Amply Amazed... and take Walt on yer way out Crazed... he he whattalaff!!! regards, sudhir |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
That's the trouble when they taste like candy, used to have this habit myself (as a child). Try some sweethearts instead, sweet heart! Corinne |
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