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Wanted: A Real Sweet Guy
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Wanted: A Real Sweet Guy |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Each day I support my Lorelei My intentions both noble and pure. I flirt with her friends, I tell them lies, To make them feel safe and secure. I'm happy to be a real man's man, A lady killer I have been told. I'm sweet, sincere, and fast with my hands, A coverboy, though kind of old. So just settle back, all of you girlies, You have nothing to fear from me. I love you all, from your toes to your curlies, Your mind is not something I need. Now that I've flattered you all without fail, I guess I'll be rambling along. Be sure to compliment me with e-mail Sent to sweetman@hotmail.com. |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
lol@sweetman......sure is good to see you back...gonna read some more of your stuff soon as i get a few more minutes online  |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Now who has the ploy? This was real cute. Enjoyed it alot and it brought a smile to my face. |
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
LOL This is real cute.You sound more and more like my Jim... you are both BS'ers!  Your Lorelei is like me too... real lucky!!  Keep being good to each other,ya hear! Enjoyed this very much! MagnoliaBlue ~My Skipper Jim I love you! Your Lady June~ |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Well, you certainly are a sweet man...and though you drive me out of my mind at times, I love you without rhyme reason or fashion... ps..blue..he certainly is a bs'er!!! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLOL Sunny ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Sweetman@hotmail? Oh, my word! I've really seen it all. John, I don't know where you're from but Your ancestors came from Gaul!!! You're a lady killer for sure. They die laughing at the sight Of that decrepit body When you get undressed at night!  We know you're fast with your hands Whenever you're alone. Those Roman hands and Russian fingers Are certainly well-known. A cover boy? Well, you're right there. You really are a dream. I heard you were a centerfold Last month for Field and Stream! But, hey, I love ya anyway. How lucky can I get To have a pal that certainly Does not pose any threat? You better get a P.O. box And do it without fail 'Cause Lorelei will kick your butt If you start getting mail! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
ROFL....... hehe.... can't stop... *wink* LOL... arghhhhhh... can't stop laughing Now tell me, longjohn... is this the same guy that recently said to me... "I had to laugh at your shameless plea for mail".... LOL... What a sweet poem from such a sweetguy!  |
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
ROTFLOL I had to come back and read this great poem again and I am glad I did. The'deer is in fine form and I have to just ROTF and LOL all over again! Thanks guys...you are both just too sweet,cool and funny! MagnoliaBlue ~My Skipper Jim I love you! Your Lady June~ |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Oh dear! lil Lorelei really DOES read my poetry....erk Coraon - Did my poem make ya swoon??? Did it??? *expectant eyes* Thanks for your comments Mark - Take a tip from the Master - these poems really make the ladies weak in the knees. Why, just the other day I saw a woman collapse.. what's that? Laughing??? I didn't hear any laughing *disillusioned, vacuous looks* 'Deer - you are by far a scalawag! After all the effort I put into setting up that mailbox for you, and giving some credibility to it by appending my name to your poetic profile, this is the way I am rewarded... hmmmppphhhh. Loved your poem. Maggie Blue - Now don't think for a minute that I am a BS'er - why, I am so sweet that sugar tastes like salt in comparison; why I am so sweet I get puncture wounds from hummingbirds; why I am so sweet I constantly have to chase away honey bees who have lost their way home; why I am so sweet... well, you get the idea. Now how can anybody that sweet be a BS'er? hmmmmm? Doreen - You know I'm sweet, so why dontcha tell all your lady friends not to be so suspicious? After all, don't I say all the right lies..errr... sweet things? Haven't I gotten drunk at your get-together? Haven't I snored a lot as a guest of yours??? Now, doesn't that make me, like, a member of the family??? C'mon, Sis - you OWE me this - lol. |
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