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Dark Poetry #2

Shopping with Hardrock

Dark_kisses_Within
Senior Member

since 2000-03-21

Posts 680
Kansas

0 posted 2000-12-13 12:03 PM

I would go shopping
With hardrock pushing the cart
Following right behind him
As long as he didnt *fart*

Moving down the ailes
Singing as we go
Passing all the others
That seem to move so slow
Granny is still deciding
If her son has a date
"Shall I pay for hooker" she thinks
"Or just let it all decide on fate?"
I see a Grandpa looking at undies
With a very evil grin
Imagining the woman behind the counter
Dashing around in them
The kids are rushing around
Making my head spin
Wanting this and that
Monopoly they want to win
Looking for Hardrock
For all I see is his cap
I peek over the crowd
Oh my gawd! He's sitting on Santa's Lap!

No person is worth your tears, and the only one that is ...... will never make you cry

PureM
Junior Member

since 2000-11-23

Posts 22
London, UK

1 posted 2000-12-13 12:26 PM

LOL!! "As long as he didnt *fart*"!!

Really liked this one Mags!! Nice to read something light hearted for a change!

Matt

[This message has been edited by PureM (edited 12-13-2000).]

Hardrock
Senior Member

since 2000-02-14

Posts 948
New Hampshire, USA

2 posted 2000-12-14 01:17 AM

Mags...I never know what to expect from you. You are a hoot!!! Merry Christmas. Hardrock

catalinamoon

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-03

Posts 9543
The Shores of Alone

3 posted 2000-12-14 07:07 AM

Ha Ha, made me smile even with the flu. Good job. I would shop with Hardrock anyday!
Loved it.
Sandra

[This message has been edited by catalinamoon (edited 12-14-2000).]

Dopey Dope

Moderator

Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

4 posted 2000-12-17 01:18 AM

Hahaha this was great!

Hardrock Shopping.....the mini-series

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

Rex
Member

since 2000-06-29

Posts 482
Houston, Texas

5 posted 2000-12-17 11:57 AM

Maggie.....very good, except I don't think Marv shops, he just peruses life. Happy holidays.

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