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For all you Trekkies |
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Hardrock Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 948New Hampshire, USA 
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Forgive me...my mind works on it's own sometimes... Star Trek "Captain, a Romulin depression ship materializing off our port bow!!" "Steady as she goes, Mr. Chekov" "Mr. Sulu, stand by all love phasers. Mr. Spock, shields up….we gotta protect the ship" "Aye, aye Captain….all phasers on standby, all shields up". "SCOTTY!!!?" "Engineering, Captain" "SCOTTY, I NEED MORE POWER" "Aye Captain, I’m givin’ her all she’s got" Spock: "Captain, incoming depression wave…..stand by for impact" "BONES? BONES? Where are you? I need you here? Doc: "Dammit Jim, I’m just a doctor" Spock: "Another depression wave coming……shields down 40%" "Power to the shields, Mr. Spock. SCOTTY…..MORE POWER" Doc: "Dammit Jim, I’m just a doctor" "SHUT THE H*** UP, BONES!!!" "SCOTTY……WHERE’s MY POWER…..I NEED MORE POWER" "Captain, might I suggest that we beam up Tara from Dark Passions…….lots of positive energy there" "Good idea, Spock……make it so" "Uh…Captain….wrong generation" "Oh…..yeah, well, you know what I mean" "It’s still not working Captain…..you got all the power I can give you….we need more love" "Dammit Jim, I’m just a doctor" "BONES…..Don’t make me come down there…." "Beam up Sunshine, CatalinaMoon and…..what’s that new one’s name…oh yeah, LuckyinLove……we need all the love we can get" "Aye Captain……love being beamed up" "…..AND SOMEBODY FIND KNYDER, for heaven’s sake. Do I have to do everything myself?" Uhuru: "Captain…..Moderator Isis on the Dark Passions channel…..she says you’re out of your territory" "Not now, Uhuru……hey, after this is all over, what say we slip back to your place…." "Oh Captain, my Captain…..you are SO naughty" "Dammit Jim, I’m just a doctor" "That’s it Bones…..I’m kicking your butt when I leave the bridge" Spock: "Captain….phasers gone, helm is off line…..we’re drifting into the Romulin depression" "Somebody get Janeway up here…..I need help" Spock: "Uh Captain…..that’s Voyager" "Oh yeah, right. Hey Spock, you ever check out that Seven of Nine…..? Now there a Borg I’d like to………….." "CAPTAIN……Look out!!! We’re about to ram the depression" "Load the photon torpedoes, Mr. Sulu" "With what Captain…..we have no love left" "Beam up Joel the Wolf…..he’s in California somewhere…..Angel’s Hair?, Angel’s Breath?…somewhere like that…..just get him. And get Jeramiah too" "What can they do Captain?" "They can give us the love we need to fight off this depression. Haven’t you read ANYTHING, Sulu? Boy, your butts going back to Dark Passions Academy when we get home." "Oh Jimmmmmmy…….this is Bone’sy…..you busy?" "BONES!!! I’m telling you…..you’re gonna really get it now…..you quack!!!" And so ends this episode of the Star Trek of Love……Join us next time, when we hear Joel the Wolf say, "Pshawwww….I thought you had a REAL problem…..this ought to take about five minutes…Stand by all PC’s, ready on the poetry" Sorry folks….when you take a vow to fight depression, sometimes your mind just goes a little screwy. Love you all……Hardrock |
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Dark_kisses_Within Senior Member
since 2000-03-21
Posts 680Kansas |
Very nice Hardrock!! It did make me laugh tho. Fighting depression is something we all do in many different ways. Nice work my friend. But one question...... where was MY name???????????????????  Peace |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Very entertaining,I want to come too |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I loved it!!! I look forward to another episode! (Tribbles in Love?)  |
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Joel the wolf Senior Member
since 2000-04-06
Posts 1333Angels Camp |
"Pshawwww….I thought you had a REAL problem…..this ought to take about five minutes…Stand by all PC’s, ready on the poetry" Well hell Jimmy? ah? Jimhardrock.. hahaha haha hahaha I guess I had to say my lines, you know the captain is always right, but the dumb sob's go down with the ship to. hahahaa Joel. I howl a mournful song, that echos within my chambered heart, for all to read? nay for all to feel. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Very creative and funnny. Glad you wrote this so I could read it and laugh..ha..ha... James |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~I Agree,...very creative...oh, and entertaining to say the least. What a different approach,...I like it...lots. Neato!!! hehe. *Peace. |
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Jeremiah Johnson Senior Member
since 2000-06-08
Posts 1223Brooksville, Fl, U.S |
funny indeed can't wait to see my lines for the next one hope we get through the depression. I'm a dying romantic and when i can no longer write i can no longer live -Jeremiah Johnson- |
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Swåmp¤Faerÿie Member
since 2000-03-29
Posts 358Illinois |
lol.....very amusing. i liked it alot!! (i'm a trekkie) :P swap And there she weaves by night and day, a magic web of colours gay.~Tennyson |
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Rex Member
since 2000-06-29
Posts 482Houston, Texas |
Hey Hardrock...just saw this and its great!!! Maybe they'll beam you up instead of Scotty. Life be not God's greatest gift. Of what worth be life without the capability to love? |
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Deborah1 Senior Member
since 2000-06-22
Posts 653New Hampshire |
Hey hardrock, you need to beam me up ( Scotty is my husband)......I want to go next time, ok I'll wait for part two, by the way a wonderful imagination you have, I loved it!!!!!!! |
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Dream Chaser Junior Member
since 2000-11-21
Posts 32South Carolina |
Hardrock, now I know what you did while I was gone this summer! Angel |
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fractal007 Senior Member
since 2000-06-01
Posts 1958 |
This was a REALLY sweet one! I thought I was the only one who came up with allegorical stories on fighting things like depression, and various other psychological and spiritual battles. Good job here. Personally, I always use depression to help me write poetry. I'll probably be sorry for saying that in a while, if I ever end up with severe depression. Some of my family members have had that. They say you wouldn't want to wish that on your worst enemy. Anyhow, this was a good read, and very funny too! LOL |
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EagleOne Member Elite
since 2000-03-07
Posts 2829Between a laugh and a tear... |
Simply Sensational!!! Need I say that I loved it!!!! "The heart and soul have no illusion of boundries when friendship is the quest" ~ My Angel. |
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firecrakker Member
since 2000-10-20
Posts 235Virginia |
Hardrock! Well this was quite a shocker first thing in the morning!haha. I am not a trekkie, but I truly enjoyed reading this piece. Well done, oh great one! Sheila PS It boggles my mind at how yours thinks while in a depression... |
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