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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
When God Was A Girl When God was a girl she didn't care much For dollies and Easy-Bake ovens and such. A very smart child! A genius indeed! 'That God will go far,' everyone agreed. She broke records in the town of Heaven... Skipping five grades when she was SEVEN, Graduating at only ELEVEN. Now she's QUEEN OF IT ALL... Oh what a joy... Don't tell me you thought that God was a BOY! By Todd-Michael Phillips |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL.....nope, always thought God was a female..  HUGS "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
As always you made me smile! |
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Tallulah Junior Member
since 2000-07-25
Posts 28 |
Do I detect a feminist point of view here, OH MY GODDESS...FABULOUSLY ENTERTAINING!!! |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
Thank you RainbowGirl & Tallulah, I'm glad you superior females appreciate this satire! |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
I appreciate all the e-mails even when you are not compelled to vote, because JUST expressing your interest and enthusiasm for this fun piece is reward enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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JOY 14 Senior Member
since 1999-09-22
Posts 1419Wisconsin USA |
Too cute! |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Isn't satire wonderful Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Satire is wonderful... if with the right tone... and toddles, you have done it quite well... but then if God was a girl (or a lady)... the She should be called a Goddess...  regards, sudhir |
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Toddles Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 396New Orleans, Louisiana |
Thanks Sudhir: Actually she says she doesn't care for Goddess because it seems old fashioned. Like Doctoress or Poetess, & she also wants me to tell people how tierd she is of humans assuming that God stands up to pee. Take care |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
this is real cool thanx |
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