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My Baby's in the Freezer
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My Baby's in the Freezer |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas 
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My baby's in the freezer She will not come outside She got inside and closed the door And left me here to fry The air is like an oven And all I do is sweat But my baby's in the freezer Where it's cold and dark and wet All my fans burst into flames Only steam comes from the tap But my baby's in the freezer Snoring in her nap She laughs at me when I beg for ice She wants to keep her hoard But we'll see who gets the final laugh When I cut the freezer cord Alicat, the Persnikitty < !signature--> As I sit here dimly thinking Watching modem lights a-blinking Churning out poetic hash. Lord, in all Your piety, Help me keep my sanity: Please don't let my modem crash! [This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 08-10-2000).] |
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Tara Simms Senior Member
since 1999-08-12
Posts 1244Honea Path, SC USA |
A bit hot, eh, Alicat? I can relate to this one! Take me as I am or watch me as I go |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
whoa!!! levels upon levels of metaphor!! this poem is HOT!.... unless of course your baby is really in the freezer and if that's the case, could you take her out before she wets and the ice gets all icky? hehe  enjoyed much |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
AliCat~ LOL ! That hot, huh ? Delightful chuckle. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Your baby's in the freezer? Well, I hope this nonsense ceases. When she comes out don't squeeze her Or she'll break up into pieces! She may think that she's a cool one Having all that to herself But it's such a miniscule one And it doesn't have a shelf! Some day she'll want your lovin' Run her fingers through your hair And, when she's hotter than an oven Just give her the Frigidaire!!! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh your baby's in the freezer a cool, cool one indeed! My baby broke my freezer, and now I'm just Frost-free! |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Delightful discourse ~  ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Ali! This was a good laugh! Could you fry an egg on the sidewalk? Make pancakes on the drive? Boil water on the hood of your car? Then that's pretty   Great one to start my day Ali! ~Chill~ |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Your baby's in the freezer? And you let her sit in there? If the lid is off the ice cream, You'll be eating lots of hair! Alicat - this is a very light-hearted poem. I foretell lots of responses, oh Great Kitty. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
It's a hot one, like seven minutes from the noonday sun... |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
The cat's baby, she is in the freezer, And the cat, he is out of his bag, Maybe baby just has a headache, geezer, Or maybe she is giving you a red rag .... COOL COOL stuff... oops HOTT HOTT stuff there I go again...  nice poem alicat... regards, sudhir |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...What a title !!....Poor baby...*g* HUGS |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Thanks guys...ya'll are all great!!! I think Balladeer summed it up best with his response poem though. And Whtdove, I'm not sure if I could do any crosswalk cookin here...it's only around 115-120.  Alicat  |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
dis is silly Mister Kitty *wink* ~H |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO....and I thought you'd written a poem about sperm banks |
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