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Pretty little kitty - (Doreen should read this)
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Pretty little kitty - (Doreen should read this) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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You pretty little kitty, Playing with the ball of string, Don't you know about the city, Where speeding car tires sing? You only know about the playing, Out there on the avenue, What's that the kids are saying? A car's got it in for you? Pretty kitty on the boulevard, I'll risk my life for yours to save, You're safe, but I was hit too hard, I may die for you, but that's OK. Please tell Doreen I wrote this - she can be a real sweetie! *sweet, innocent, Vice-Presidential eyes* [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-09-2000).] |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Hmm you think the battle lines might be crossed with this one Sailor??...lol. Poor little kitty. Wouldn't have been our Persnikitty....would it??  When you are old and grey and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shodows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face... William Butler Yeats |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Long John, I will send flowers for ya... Whats that fluff on your tires, oh its just string.  Parker |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
YOU MEAN OLD SAILOR!! (you don't look like a Krazed Kitty Kruncher in person) I'm so glad I had my poor little baby kitty Darjeeling safely at my Mom's house while you were here. Who knows what would have happened to him out on our road.... Ya big bully, I'm gonna sic a mermaid on you. ~Heather |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
now you've gone and done it, mister longjohn AG, this sweet kitty's on your tail!! let's play a little TAG! i will get my feline friends and they will join me soon.... pretty soon you're kitty hatred sends you to the moon!!  if you think we won't be tough, well, sailor, think again!!! you'll be scooping kitty litter off your hair, and then... you'll be tripped by 10 smart cats who wrap around your legs -- soon your face will fall into a coffee cup with dregs!!!  i don't know this doreen person, who the heck is she? could i get her to join in and play some TAG with me? does she hate your kitty rhymes as much as i do, too? is she some sweet little cat who'll help me with my mew????? i have got my claws out now! 10 cat-friends storm your resident!!! there is NO WAY you will survive to become the next Vice President!  [This message has been edited by pandora (edited 08-08-2000).] |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Long John seems to forget one VITAL thing...us kitties have 9 lives and they are ALL out after him MMMEEOOWWWW |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
Doreeeeeeeeen come and get IT!!! |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
thank you for coming out, paula, my sis! i'm pleased that you answered my cat call and hissssss.... this sorry sailor will not sleep tonight! what he has coming is one big cat fight!!!!!  i hope we catch him with his longjohns on.. can't wait to see 'em all scratched up and gone!  (meeeeeeooooowwwta here... gathering the gang) [This message has been edited by pandora (edited 08-08-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I'm all aquiver with the thought That the kittens don't know my heart. Oh, Lord, show them what I wrought, To show my sweetest part. I hope I've done it  If you really want to know my heart, And how I feel about God's creatures. You need look no farther for a softer part Than where a little kitten reaches. I cannot hurt even a flea, Without feeling pain and despair. I just write about what isn't me, Cuz this is the only place I dare. For me you women will always remain Where I've placed you in my heart. Above me in a higher plane, Where you've been right from the start. So go ahead and tangle my legs, Bring me crashing to my knees. Your pulchritude makes me beg, To do everything you please. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-10-2000).] |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Me thinks you just cost Balladeer the election tsk tsk... you just cant teach an old pirate feline manners talk about politically incorrect MEOW baby MEOW later-gonna-be-tar-and-feathered-gator hehe jm |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
LngJhnAg, Well you sure managed to get out of that one. I think you did it on purpose. Cute poem |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
"pulchitrude"? pray tell, what's THAT? does that word hard slam a cat? "pulchitrude"? is that the spelling? looked it up, so i'm not telling! longjohn, this is such baloney! you come off as quite a phoney! first you cause a cat car crash... then you come in talking trash about how you just love the kitties-- rhymes conflict within your ditties!! then you speak of "pulchitrude"! longjohn, are you being rude??? do NOT mess with this cat's paw - my sharp claws i won't withdraw! meeeow! i'll give you definition... for an LYING politician!  [This message has been edited by pandora (edited 08-08-2000).] |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Blimy mates! What's this I hear? Soothly spaked the First Mate of 'Deer? Oh, what a tatter Me seen those tires Get fatter While the dawg on the hood Growled for blood T'was a Mack attack Though 'Deer weren't near But I do hear it told For a camera photo His running mate Hit the gas, 'stead of brake And squished my dear uncle Or was it my aunt? Hmm...time to stray For to digest this news But Lngjhnag shouldn't be miffed If he finds in his shoes A persnikitty feline gift |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
pssssst.... janet marie, i forgot to tell you, i'm glad that you came out! we kitties have to stick together while longjohn is about! meow, indeed, you told him, missy! longjohn's attitude is pis*y! angelx, don't worry, friend, we won't let longjohn be the end of darjeeling or any tea you have on hand, leave it to me! thanks for coming, alicat! i'm glad you found out where it's at...!! as always, tom cats rule the street... this longjohn's had it! ain't that swwwwweeeeet???? hehe |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Long John, you ole scalawag... First you attack, and then you brag! You have to know that we have guessed The "soft part" where those claws did rest! That knowledge does serve to explain Why Lorelei's not yanked your chain All alone now, you might bellow But Kitty's made you sing soprano! LOL |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
YES!!! glad to see you, suthern kitty joining in this bogus ditty from a longjohn nearly lacking vice pres'dential cat attacking! psssssst... longjohn, my back's up sailor! watch your back and your e-mailer, these cats might just get the notion to send 'lectronic verse in motion! no, this isn't any threat. not 'til when and not 'til yet... you continue with your Vice of slamming kitties.... that's NOT NICE!!! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
{doreen, oh doreen...I'll stand on this side, you stand on that side, you take your kitty, I'll take my kitty...] oh LJA, want to come play with us? |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, thanks a lot, sailor. You just blew the election for us!!! Who's gonna vote for a kitty abuser??? ALL IS LOST!!!!! (uh, you got Toes' number?) |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
What the heck is going on here?Well, I just thought I'd ask considering the fact that my name was in the title of the poem... LOL... good grief! Well, all I can say is this-- Mr. Long John... your anti-cat poem brought a bit of negative response from these forums and I hope, next time you consider posting anything like this, you think about it first. Not to be catty or anything, but, this really wasn't in keeping with a Vice Presidential candidate's platform. But I'll still stick to the ticket...for a litter while anyway... unless some candidate comes up with something better.... no... not possible... you have my vote, Mr. future VP... but please in the future, keep my name out of it, ok?... *wink* |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
I'd like to offer my services as Vice President to Balladeer! I'd never krunch kitties like that mean old Long John!  Hey Ladies whatcha think about getting a woman in on this campaign????? ~Heather |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Well, so Long Matey ! No place on the ticket for you ! Just had to mess with those kitties ... and that will never do !  Back to the search, Balladeer Oh, my - Oh, my - Oh, my ! I think of all the work you've done ... I sigh - I sigh - I sigh ! Look ! On the horizon ... XAngel on her steed. Coming to the rescue ... helping the party in need ! I know you favor TOE and though he fits the bill ... XAngel is available and wishes to serve at will ! If asked, she would serve XAngel would soften the ticket And if she saw a kitty ... she'd certainly never kick it ! Durn it ! Let's get this ticket together ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I will never understand women, even if I live to be the successor to Balladeer and lead this country into a society that loves all kittens and cats. Here I write this sweet poem about giving my life to save a kitty from the tires of a speeding car (yep, go read it for yourself if you don't believe me), and all the "kitty lovers" come out and try to scratch me from the ticket! I don't care! I still love kittens, and I always will! BTW - pulchritude, for those of you who haven't looked it up, is a noun meaning beauty, and is usually reserved for feminine beauty, of which there is an amazing bounty of in the forums. *exiting with Vice-Presidential decorum* [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-10-2000).] |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
this is the second time you've done this to me....you are a scoundrel! AND you spelled the word wrong, btw... the correct spelling is "pulchritude"... so, since you're so handy with the edit button, why don't you go back and correct the spelling, too, that way, you can continue to make me look stupid *boohoo*you'll probably renege on campaign promises, too. |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
Now girls that is a "TRUE Politician, he changed the poem to fit the outpouring of popular opinion...and then didn't have the guts to fess up to it. At least a woman when she changes her mind, does it openly and above board. We need a woman in the White (soon to be painted another color) House!!!! |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
ROTFLMAO.... ahhhh LongJohn... we would expect NO less from a Pirate OR Politician LOL NOW I"LL vote for ya... not cause you edited the poem but cause NOW we see you can do the job LOL LOL at Pan and Angel ... YOU TWO SHOULD RUN FOR OFFICE TOGETHER!! we can have our first Passions election hell we been practicing over in the booksubmit forum... vote vote vote later-crack-me-up-gators jm |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
I see you've got yourself in trouble again Sir...*g* HUSG |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
A true politicion, indeed, Ms. Angel! Do you think Ron intended this type of thing to happen when he set up the software to include an edit button? I'm bumping this up top so it can be read again.... this man needs to be exposed!!! One of the cats in here mentioned ripping off his longjohns and frankly, after reading the original poem which put a nice sweet kitty cat in front of spinning tires with glee...and then his edited catnip.... I didn't want this to slip too far from the public eye... after all, political candidates usually claim they don't get enough exposure... so maybe Lorelei isn't the only one who should be pulling his pants down!!! geesh... Pinnochio in the White House.... LOL... well, could be worse, I guess... at least LongJohn didn't beat around the bush with this one and gore us with doublespeak... he got right to the point and quickly stood on his own platform.... sorta like wearing boots |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Again with the Cat Tales! Ahem! Me thinks LgnJohn deserves to come back as one, perhaps an alley cat in a country that considers them delicacies!!! Ha, ha, ha, hahahahaha! Corinne |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
  Running for office and for your life too. Man you are one busy "CAT" GOOOOOOOOOODDDD LUCK!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Mark Bohannan (edited 08-10-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
My dear sweet Pandora - I changed the spelling as you requested - See? I always do what a woman tells me to do - its a small flaw in my personality (my desire to be used by women). Heather - A woman has been in the White House, and if she is worth her salt, her views are probably part of public policy. Naturally, the smart women know it is better to be First Lady - after all, why take the blame for lousy decisions when a man can do it for you? Janet Marie - Yanno, I would have fessed up to changing the poem if it hadn't been for all the flaws in my character *innocent eyes*. Naturally, the newer version of the poem is the one that really reflects my character (I think, but I'm not really sure *eg*). Queen - Alas, I fear you are right. Without Queenly guidance and the loving guidance of my Lorelei, I am just adrift on the Sea of Rebukativity. How are you doing? Send me an email describing everything. OK? Doreen - Gulp, a public pantsing? I just KNEW I shoulda changed my whitey-tighties two days ago! Maybe if I throw myself at your feet and beg for mercy, you'll forgive me? *wimpy handwringing* Corinne? et tu? And that laugh.... evility - I think I oughta be just a leetle more worried. Quick, somebody! Take away her Veterinarian license before she gets me sedated and stretched out of fixin'!!! Mark - LMAO@Cheetahs. Great graphic. I especially liked the implied peg leg on the poor prey. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-10-2000).] |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
"Rebukativity"...LOL, that brings back some memories...*g*, all we need now is that Toe to pop up.. Now just be kind to all those kitties or Snoops will use your inner leg as a scratching post...ROFL HUSG |
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