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Women--In response to If All Men are not Pigs
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Women--In response to If All Men are not Pigs |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Women Women are just plain crazy Right from the very start Hell, they pluck petals from daisies To judge if love is in a mans heart They begin life with a handicap As all of us men know Into this world they came Not a one having a soul Never can they be trusted For they only weave lies Unless we want our lip busted We can’t even mention their thighs They say that they are ugly They say that they are fat Then they ask our opinion A smart man won’t answer that Because to them we’re always wrong Whether we say one thing or the other Then they just ***** us out And complain to their mothers Mother-in-laws are really bad You see they are women, too Just the fact you married their daughter Justifies a life long hate for you They say that all men are pigs And they call us big fat slobs Then they stick their noses in the air And show they’re nothing but snobs All they do is nag at us They have nothing better to say They complain when we work They complain when we play They complain when we drink beer They complain when we fart The truth behind both of those is It’s their cooking that made us start They complain about the toilet seat How lazy can they be? If they don’t look before they sit They’re just showing their stupidity They gossip about stupid crap Then they gossip some more Truly they are women Listen to them bore Now that I’ve said what I had to say And all this dribble is through I want you to know this doesn’t apply to all But if you’re a woman it probably applies to you jlocke |
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Effigy Member
since 2000-04-11
Posts 486disbelief |
How truely funny. I laughed the whole way through.  |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Thank you, I knew that a fellow man would appreciate the simple truths I laid out here. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Oh yes Jlock I must admit they are all this for sure... and still their beauty and softness have us begging for more and more...James |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Its like this, try living without us! Dee very funny, by the way |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LMAO...well I dont quite know how to reply to you...I am most definitely a woman but I sure dont see myself in what you have written...heck I drink beer and watch(and UNDERSTAND) football...give me a brak ok? I LIKE men. HAHAHA |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Written in pig latin, I take it??? Corinne |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
jmlee12345---very true. Dee---Then who would clean my house? Paula Finn---It doesn't apply to all, at least not you. Corinne---Yep, just so you could read it. Love is the law, love under will. |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Remember, Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus- Man's perception: Give a man a fish- he eats today. Teach him to fish and he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day. Woman's perception: Give a man a fish- he eats today. Teach him to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend. Either way we win. Melton |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I am sure this was written as a joke. Surely you don't feel this way about the women in your family!!!!! |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
of course it's just a joke Love is the law, love under will. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
jlocke Remember the toilet seat thing whether it's up or down well it's a competition and the winner takes the crown and you'll notice when we **** that we never, never, miss except when you've put the cover down are you worried we'll fall in and drown not like you guys who stand away hoping to hit the bowl some way leaving the droplets one or four glistening on the toilet floor.  Btw liked the poem, even though it was a bit harsh on us fairer sex. Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
girls should just cook and clean and wipe the boogers from me clean!! thaz all nuttin more |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
OMG! I am dying laughing here..wonderful come-back! Twas a deserved prod....  PS but not a word of it is true |
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Jenn E Senior Member
since 2000-08-02
Posts 589Kelowna, BC, Canada |
It's like I said in X Angel's poem on men.........WOMEN would be in complete control of men at ALL times if we just walked around NAKED.......we just chose not to. LOL..........Don't get me wrong I love men.........but let's face it 2 heads are NOT always better then one!!!! LOL You could not live without us!!!!!!  Jenn E |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Sorry my reply is late but I had to go away for a couple of days. Kethry -- Love your poem, just don't forget to clean the floor for us. Thanx wayoutwalt -- Let me guess, you're not married. X Angel -- Not a word. Are you sure? Jenn E -- You could control me like that any day! Love is the law, love under will. |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
can I plead the fifth??????? |
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