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Response to Sunshine's Kansas Skies (Pandora is NOT allowed to read these haikus!) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Kansas land sweeps clear To the horizons I see No kitties to kick! Lots of wheat waving Lots of harvesters afield Where are the kitties?! Toes of shoes tapping Waiting for the can opener To bring kitty here. Kansas skies now filled Kitties, like large butterflies Flying everywhere. |
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BSC
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Feeble felines back Trip through the air refreshing Now want more canned food! HAHAHAHAHAHA....terrific LngJhn.....Bonnie |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
here kitty kitty see litterbox laying here? LJA's remains |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Bonnie! You have captured the spirit of those frisky felines so well! When that can opener goes off, it doesn't matter what you do to discourage them, they are gonna wrap themselves around your ankles like a pair of new socks! ha ha ha - it is so nice to have a kindred spirit in here. How is Bo, BTW? |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Pleased I was to see my name... now I hang my head in shame... bad, bad, Long John... [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 09-19-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
LMBO@litterbox! And then, Karilea, you finish me off with that short ditty about shame! lol - Between you and Bonnie, I'm gigglin' like a madman here. |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
speaking of pandora's box, my darling LongJohn AG, you've opened it and here i am -- my tail's begun to wag... *g you see, i cannot tolerate your kitty kicking ways, and as i visualize you there, relaxing in your chaise... while writing haiku lines about some Kansas kitties flying... and me, i'm sneaking up on you, your longjohns might need drying!!  without the litter in my box which you've so sadly opened, i guess i have nowhere to go, now do i? and i'm hopin'... to catch you writing lines of verse, such minor little ditties about how you would like to kick or somehow hurt us kitties!! you better watch your longjohns, hon, like wheat they might be waving in sun and wind to get them dry -- oh my! you're misbehaving!  now must i copy these haikus and paste them here to credit your pen with nasty thoughts and such, before you come and edit???  i know your ways, ol' longjohn AG, you'll come and change the meaning... to make it sound like you love cats!! you soon may need dry cleaning! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Rock on Pandora!, now, where's my dog-eating cat...here, kitty, kitty... |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I'm not fully comprehending this here... this cat food of yours Long John... it grows wings on cats? you got a patent on that??? |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Pandora - Your tail's begun to wag?? *perk* Now THAT I wanna see! As for these poor kitties getting the boot, I wouldn't write of them if I thought you wouldn't come in here and defend them - now would I? So, you see, you are responsible... I, after all, am just a scalawag; while you, on the other hand, are a temptress! Sunshine - Bring on the cat!!! lol Rebel - shhh.. you'll let the cat outta the bag. That's EXACTLY what's in the cat food. A special ingredient to help kitties grow wings. It was no trouble finding ingredients that would encourage the growth of wings. But mixing in just the right amount to make the kitties think they could get outta trees using the wings - now THAT was tricky - lol. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
C'mon guys...LJA's got no patent on kitty treats...we grow monkeys out here that fly! Get with it already! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
and lions and tigers and bears??? Oh my! Karilea - I just wanted to say that I truly enjoy your lively spirit and wonderful sense of repartee. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Great haikus LngJhn ... now I couldn't say that about these 4-legged haikus, if I didn't know ya had a heart of gold in there somewhere!  Best wishes, /Kit (no kicking this kitty OK? ouch!) |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
kitties ... when abused plan their sweet feline revenge whiz in pirates shoes **** kittens fly ... absurd unless they eat the right thing like a pirates bird ***** A pirates first mate Polly wants a cracker now kittens came and ate ****** ok.......lunch break over... back to work...(hehehe) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Kit - its a deal - no kicking you - I'll just let you sit on my lap as I stroke your silky coat and scratch you behind your ears while the tip of your tail flips in time to secret thoughts of pleasure. How's that? |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Rip you apart you say? Let me have my way! Janet Marie - ROCK on! [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 09-19-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Janet Marie!!! I want my bird back NOW!!! lol - very creative, except for that "whiz" part - that was mean - just like Pandora! Karilea! Rip me apart? Be still my trembling heart. For, oh the visions that now appear, when you talk of having your way here. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 09-19-2000).] |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
LJA kudos to the one who can kick kitties freely get away with it. long john better look behind his back so often kicking kitties come kitty litter sucks unless it's made of long john unique fragrance wafts Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Kethry..."wafting" ROTFLMAO !!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Kethry - I see there will be no mercy in here *tail tucked twixt my legs*. I will retreat for now and lick myself...errr... lick my wounds. I loved your haikus - I agree with Karilea - lol@wafting. What a riot you are! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hai ku'd you? *G* suthern slinks away, her indignant air disguising giggles *G* |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
ur-in-8 kitty upon pirates wooden leg territory made LJA sifted clouded stench lifting in air wet grains kiss his face |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
leg of wooden oak rotted with the pirates stench now a scratching post Parrot on shoulder bellowing in utter shame cursing pirates name No more kitties kicked as LJA is now gone rests in kitty poop |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
  beware pandora's box... |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Loved the laughs, in the haikus as well as in the responses. Dee |
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