It’s a Miracle
Balladeer and Long John collided, just the other night.
Both their cars were demolished, it was a terrible sight.
The cars were totaled, they were a mess.
But neither driver was hurt, Oh, thank goodness.
As they faced each other, it occurred to them, although in a daze,
It’s a miracle, we should be friends the rest of our days.
“It’s a sign from GOD”, Long John said, “Look at us. We’re both fine.
Everything else is damaged, except, this one bottle of wine.
It’s our good fortune and we should celebrate”.
He handed the bottle to Balladeer, who drank almost all of it.
Balladeer then said, “ Now, it’s your turn to be thankful you’re alive”.
Long John said with a sneer, “No thank you. I’ll wait until the police arrive”.