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Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

0 posted 2000-09-14 04:14 PM

Mr. Toerag, this letter here, is writ in metered verse
you have some habits that are queer, but that is not the worst
I heard you lampooned Balladeer, and taught him how to curse
How do you plead, fulfill my need, just tell me or I'll burst

Mr. Toerag, you and Long John, started up a spree
And all the others went along, they laughed it up, tee hee
I'm standing here in judgement strong, so tell me what's your plea
Are you cursed, do you durst tell me, maybe I win you see

Mr. Toerag the trial is set, so answer now in truth
How will you answer and I bet, I hear a curse,… oh strewth!
I forgot you're off the net , 'cause you're too long in the tooth
Just tell me now, don't have a cow, what was your plan uncouth?

Mr. Toerag, you answer not, an indication of your guilt
You'd better stop writing poetry, and start making up a quilt
Your poems sank to the bottom, and you'll find they're full of silt
And then the rumor, sparked by good humor, till by embarrassment you're kilt.

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

1 posted 2000-09-14 04:20 PM

ROTFLMAO

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

2 posted 2000-09-15 05:39 AM

Thanks, Sunshine. I appreciated your reply.

Be well
Kethry.

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

Mark Bohannan
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-21

Posts 7269
In the winds of Cherokee song

3 posted 2000-09-15 06:27 AM

Bringing out the verbal punches to draw out the scoundrel....very clever. Loved the write and let's hope it reaches the victim....ROFLMBO

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2000-09-15 06:45 AM

I know some great attorneys, Toe... and a wonderful, incredible (and devoted *G*) legal assistant! LOL

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

5 posted 2000-09-15 07:10 AM

All righty then, Sir Toe... Ya need some back-up here?? I still got that super-duper eradicator, ya know...

Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

6 posted 2000-09-15 07:37 AM

This ought to bring him out of the woodwork.
I'd love to hear his earthy response to this.
You make me laugh, Kethry
Great little poem!
Liz

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

7 posted 2000-09-15 07:42 AM

Kethry - great poem! It may be in good humor, but I know from experience that it is challenging to put together an A-A-A-A poem that flows well, and doesn't stretch too hard to make the rhymes work. I enjoyed this very much.

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

8 posted 2000-09-15 03:10 PM

Thanks everyone.

Mrs Toerag, "Can Toerag Cpme out to Play?"

Come out, Come out, wherever you are!!

Kethry.

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

9 posted 2000-09-24 11:13 AM

Well lookie here! I'm on trial again? Why, I'm so innocent yanno...in every way possible, you can't possibly I taught Balladeer anything. He's so, so, well knowledgeble in everything from roaches to ants to waterbugs...and I heard he can write poetry a little too....And cursing?...Why, he got that all from that damn sailor LongJohn.....I'm just shy, quiet, peace loving and sweet...yep...that's Toerag in a nutshell alright.....lol....nice job here though...what color panties are you wearing?

Nan

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

10 posted 2000-09-24 12:34 PM

Geesh..... I already moved my eraser over to Forum #10..... Can anybody help me carry it back???

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

11 posted 2000-09-24 02:09 PM

Toerag, Good to see you back. I thought you were a Myth but I guess it was my Mythtake. Now you are here can you stay and play a little bit.

PUHlease.
As for panties I'll show me mine if you show you yours.

Nan thanks for stopping by and helping to raise the dead.

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

juliet_2u
Senior Member

since 2000-07-23

Posts 1125
North Carolina

12 posted 2000-09-24 02:48 PM

Kethry this was too funny. Loved it girl.
Juls

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

13 posted 2000-09-24 04:17 PM

Thanks Juls.

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

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