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Kethry
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since 2000-07-29
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Victoria Australia

0 posted 2000-09-14 04:09 PM


You've heard about Freud's theory
For girls, called ***** envy
If Freud had been a woman
Would she have called it Venus envy?



"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

© Copyright 2000 Lynne Dale - All Rights Reserved
poutprincess
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since 2000-07-06
Posts 735
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
1 posted 2000-09-14 04:16 PM


HAHAHAHAH...this is great Keth!!
you have a fantastic funny side!
~Dawn

"Steady as it comes, right down to you, I've said it all, so maybe we're a Bliss of another kind" Bliss-Tori Amos



brian madden
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since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374
ireland
2 posted 2000-09-15 02:57 PM


Cool loved this poem, you know a guy can't walk down the street with a long cylinder shaped object anymore with getting strange looks froom women thanks to Freud. It is my own business if I have a pet toilet roll insert...
  

This is the hour when the mysteries emerge
A strangeness so hard to reflect A moment so
moving goes straight to your heart" JOy divison

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia
3 posted 2000-09-15 03:08 PM


Kethry!!!!

A gem for sure!!!!  I love it....  !!!!

reminded me of this one I wrote along the same vein...

Psychology

Between Freud and
Dr. Will
It’s said everything
Is about
Eating
And (something).

We’re all cannibals who
Haven’t eaten each other yet.

Because
There’s plenty of food
Of course

However,
I’ve decided
I'm going to eat
And (something) you


sorry for the (something's) but it's a family show in here  

Wilfred Yeats
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since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704
Wilmington, Delaware
4 posted 2000-09-15 03:55 PM


Really cute -  

I'm thinking of at least two bits of "humor" in the same vein:

#1 When God is giving out things to Adam & Eve - Adam choses that thing "so handy to have on a picnic" and ignores "Multiple O's"

#2 When God is talking to a bored Eve and gives her Adam - saying Adam's ego is such that he can't stand the idea of not being 'first'; so God confides to Eve - "It will be our little secret that he wasn't first - just between us women".

Mark Bohannan
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since 2000-06-21
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In the winds of Cherokee song
5 posted 2000-09-15 05:00 PM


ROFL-Love your funny side.  It seems to know no bounds as you stretch it everyday.  Great read.
Kethry
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082
Victoria Australia
6 posted 2000-09-15 05:31 PM


Thanks everyone. I think I'm nearly the end of my luna-tic phase. Maybe  
Kethry


"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

X Angel
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since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521
Oregon
7 posted 2000-09-15 07:09 PM


hehehe I loved this and all the replies  
~H

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