Long John, Local Rebel, and Balladeer on a road trip

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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2000-09-13 11:30 AM

Long John, Local Rebel, and Balladeer,
Were driving from coast to coast.
When their car stalled in the Mojave Desert
On a desserted stretch of the road.

They knew they'd have to get out and walk,
The next town was miles and miles away.
And so they made their preparations,
To help get them through the day.

Long John said, "I'm taking some water,
If I get thirsty I'll have something to drink."
Balladeer said, "I'm taking some food,
It's more important than water, I think."

Local Rebel said, "Food will make me fat,
And too much water could make me drown.
I'm taking a car door with me because,
If it's hot, I can roll the window down!"

juliet_2u
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since 2000-07-23

Posts 1125
North Carolina

1 posted 2000-09-13 11:53 AM

ROTFL....I knew, I knew when I read the title I was gonna love this and I'm not disappointed. Omg how funny, I see these 3 names together and for some reason 3 other names come to mind. Hmmm let's see, how bout Larry, Moe and Curly?....LOL...I love you ding a lings.
Juls

Lorelei54
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since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

2 posted 2000-09-13 12:12 PM

too cute to let it slip away...us gals are lucky he didnt make it a blonde joke and pick on us!

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

3 posted 2000-09-13 12:48 PM

well -- I was called the anti-matter god of logic just yesterday...

and when I read this it..

made sense???

ok long john... bal was gonna be the butt of my next one ... but.. I think you just got bumped up to the top of the list... lol

BSC

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since 2000-02-04

Posts 2919
New York, USA

4 posted 2000-09-13 01:32 PM

HAHAHA LJ....Gotta love this one! Kinda reminds me of Larry, Larry & Darryl....Bonnie

Paula Finn
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since 2000-06-17

Posts 5546
missouri

5 posted 2000-09-13 01:43 PM

OMG...the only thing missing was the C.A.T. and I am sure it was there somewhere...this was too too funny

doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

6 posted 2000-09-13 01:53 PM

sounds like an interesting road trip, indeed... wish i could come along

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

7 posted 2000-09-13 02:20 PM

ROFL! I love how you twisted this one! I heard this one, just sort of different

Good one LJ!

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2000-09-13 08:24 PM

That's right, Rebel. Why waste your efforts on me when LongJohn treats you so horribly?? SIC 'EM!!!!!!!!!

(oh boy! Thanks, LongJohn!)

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

9 posted 2000-09-14 05:17 AM

LJ
it was cute. Would you believe I've heard it. I'm bumping this to the front in case others missed it.

Kethry

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

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