Okay, So I Truly Have Lost It This Time (Good..er..at least humor?)

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Wicked Witch of the East
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since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

0 posted 2000-09-04 09:01 PM

She's my little ribeye,
...I love her tenderize,
My blood broils when I spy her rump,
...roast atop her chicken thighs,
I'd hamhock everything I owned
...to see her brisket bare,
I'd love to see her lambchops sweet,
...charcoaled to medium rare,
I drool with thoughts of her filet,
...capon a china plate,
What a pheasant treat she'd be,
...to baste and marinate,
Her salmon skin, a veal delight,
...a tuna, smoked and cured,
An aria, a real proscuitto,
...my mind is mountain oystered.

Okay, So I've Lost It....

Do you carrot all about me,
                ...my sweet potato pie?
                I yam infatuated,
                ...lettuce turnip to the sky,
                My heart beets rutabaga,
                ...but grits thyme to say goodbye,
                I've bean hominy forever,
                ...for sliced onions make me cry,
                Don't celery my radish,
                ...my heart does artichoke,
                Corn is my salvation,
                ...Nathan Kale with honor spoke,
                Okra is my favorite show,
                ...has mushroomed into cabbage,
                Asparagus the cauliflowers,
                ...broccoli doesn't show its sage,
                Peas forgive horrendous rhyme,
                ...I've squashed my feeble mind,
                I drift into tomato paste,
                ...brussel sprouts, I cannot find.

[This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 09-04-2000).]

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

1 posted 2000-09-04 09:20 PM

Oh, My Gawd !
Somebody call the Looney Bin ...
a fruit cake has escaped ! !

I've not laughed so hard this whole day !
Oh ... GAWD !
You are so funny !
We're going to give you ANOTHER day off !

NOW I'M REALLY HUNGRY !
I got those little brussel sprouts cornered.

~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Meadowmuse
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since 1999-12-27

Posts 3263

2 posted 2000-09-04 10:24 PM

Nathan Kale????

(Still laughing)

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

3 posted 2000-09-04 11:21 PM

ROFL

vlraynes
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since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

4 posted 2000-09-05 12:41 PM

OMG!!! This is hilarious!! Never laughed
so hard at a poem before in my life...very
creative...and mouth-watering...

-vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet.
-vlraynes

vlraynes
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since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

5 posted 2000-09-05 12:45 PM

OOPS! ...had to come back and add this to
my library...too funny to pass up.

-vicky

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

6 posted 2000-09-05 08:05 AM

Nuts anyone?
ROTFLMAO.

Kethry

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

7 posted 2000-09-05 10:29 AM

Has to be the most uniquely, off the wall, hillarious thing I've had the pleasure of reading!

ROFL! A veggie tale!

English Rose
Member

since 2000-08-20

Posts 211
Berkshire, England

8 posted 2000-09-05 11:09 AM

This guy's a nutter!!!! ROFL

Wicked Witch of the East
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since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

9 posted 2000-09-05 03:38 PM

Nathan Kale? he was one of the Green Veggie Mountain Boys as I recall...
I attempt to delve in the socio-political ramifications of vegetarian vs. non-vegetarian lifestyles and people are ralphing...er.. I guess that is ROFLing..
sorry.. disregard.. hehe
glad you all enjoyed...

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