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Back to School (Rodney D. style)
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Back to School (Rodney D. style) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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We rode together on Scholar Ships When we moored there on the land I said I was to be a Princeton prep He said Harvard and shook my hand I heard one day on the battlefield Intro. to Physics sucked out his will He dropped an anvil on his head Newton’s law of gravity kills I know one day I won’t come home My mom and dad will get a note He became a Kappa Kappa Kappa And he capped a guy in the throat But for real it’s cap and gown for me I’ll even go magna cum loud My kids will all have degrees by then But I’ll make them all so proud THEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEND |
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LM Senior Member
since 2000-08-03
Posts 585 |
Common! There's NOTHING easier than Newton's Laws! Newton's first law: A body remains in a state of rest or constant velocity (zero acceleration) when no external force acts apon it, that is, a=0 when F=0. Newton's second law: The rate of change of momentum of a body is proportional to the force on the body, meaning: F=ma. Newton's third law: Whenever two bodies interact, the force F21 that body 1 exerts on body 2 is equal and opposite to the force F12 that body 2 exerts on body 1. F12=-F21. See? Nothing to it!!! But Einstein's theory of Relativity on the other hand... Lol  |
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Trew Member
since 2000-06-10
Posts 365Ottawa, Canada |
Never really know what to expect... But you can count on a smile! Second verse made me laugh out loud. Keep 'em real Walt! Trev. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I don' wanna go to schoooooool..... Hey - maybe you can all graduate together... There's a plan...  |
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