Murphy's Law is at it again,
He's been proving himself everyday,
Giving me headaches and costing me sleep,
And leaving me no time to play.
The computer we ordered went elsewhere,
Those gremlins are laughing at me,
I'm stuck with somebody elses,
And can't talk with the powers that be!
The school we built's not quite ready,
So opening may be delayed,
As the President of the School Board,
My nerves are just a bit frayed.
The wallpaper just hung in a bedroom,
Decided to not "stick" around,
Slowly peeling away from the wall,
And finding it's way to the ground!
The dog is having a problem with fleas,
The cat has lost his mind,
I won't even get into the kids forays,
That would be TOO unkind.
The lawnmower has talked with it's union,
And decided to go on strike,
So I'll just say to heck with it all
And go take a long, long hike!!!