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Computer Limericks |
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Stephanos
since 2000-07-31
Posts 3618Statesboro, GA, USA 
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(I posted this on "The Alley", and someone suggested to put it in open. Anyway forgive the repost, but this turned out pretty entertaining and I thought you all might get a kick out of it, you computer junkies and technomaniacs!) There once was a hacker named Vern who was ill to all trying to learn. So he tweaked his new "Virus" in attempt to conspire us and make us cuss worser than "dern!" He dunked it down cyber space pipes and awaited for echoes of gripes to ascend from the lips of those lacking good tips how to deal with mean bugs of all types. So our screens did a tremulous roll. And our windows forgot how to scroll. Our wares were all shot and we viewed "I THINK NOT" as we lost user friendly control. But some after many mishaps, became tired of such technical traps. And said "I'll revert to papyrus and dirt or ditch Windows for Apple perhaps." (I have a Mac, and believe you me this is just a good humored joke! Doesn't matter what Machine you have, You'll have some trouble!) |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Absolutely true! Good stuff! |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Stephanos, ya beat me to the punch. I logged on this morning to move it for you.  No worries though...glad you got it reposted here from the Alley...I realize not many souls intrepidly visit that dank, dark place; at least here, more can see and read.You have a good one. I'm gonna go ahead and close the thread in the Alley. |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Good one, enjoyed back up you go. Parker |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I, too, have been victimized thus, Downloading files I thought I could trust. The real time antidote, Is two hands on the throat, Of the cretins who write all these bugs. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Hilarious! It is SO irritating when some IDIOT sends you a virus! Still trying to rid mine of the KAK/Worm - a french email virus. A worm slithered inside slick as snail's spit corrupted my files my registry died now my puter's a pile of ****! Corinne! |
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Tequilia_Sunrise Senior Member
since 2003-02-19
Posts 612Lochalsh, Ontario, Canada |
Hilarious!!!! |
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