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He Strolls, Limps and FLIRTS a LOT...please friends, this is not meant to offend |
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Auguste 
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea 
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He Strolls, Limps and Flirts a Lot by Michael Auguste He strolls, he limps and flirts a lot This Michael Auguste that you know If you ever want to see him Hurry up, he's always on the go Today he bought a walking stick So much better, he likes the sound A "cane" is for men like grandpa And it helps Michael get around I'm teasing about the flirting But of the rest, it's very true I'm sure he'd never flirt at all With a lovely woman like you Well, the stick looks kind of silly He's so young it looks out of place But whenever he takes a stroll It actually does help his pace Michael really isn't flirting When at a woman he does gaze After all, the man's an artist And he can't help if his eyes glaze To make sure he doesn't get punched When gazing at women so fair He tries to avoid men's hateful looks And makes sure he's in his wheelchair Okay, I think that's quite enough I'm only kidding, it's a tease I just thought that I'd pull your leg So that you all would feel at ease I mean, hey, I'm picking at me Please, no offense to anyone Just keeping things in perspective Trying to have a bit of fun I still have my sense of humor And I'll admit it's in poor taste But it's me that I'm laughing at So in your judgement, don't show haste |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Darn! And here I was ready for some flirtation!  Cute poem sir! |
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ladysixstring Member
since 2000-07-27
Posts 374 |
Can you hear me giggle... "He tries to avoid men's hateful looks And makes sure he's in his wheelchair" You know... they also get you first in line at Disney World! *S* -jaimie www.ladysixstring.com |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
SweetMichael~ You flirt with your phrases You flirt with your eyes You tweak the ladies hearts Causing many *sighs* You flirt with a cane as you lumber You can flirt anytime ... We've got your number !  What fun you've brought to this afternoon ! *Winking* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Awww does this mean you won't flirt with me? You mean I've been batting my little ole southern belle hazel eyes for nothin? Sheesshhh, hehe. Hey whos flirtin now? Wonderful read here Michael. Hugs, Juls |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Michael no judgement, no haste, just enjoying your good humour and so glad you are sharing it with us...write on good brother! |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Hi Michael.... Oh, you are soooooooo good!!!! I love everything you write, and this is no exception! And don't ever let them fool you, my friend.....every lady enjoys a little flirting now and then, 'cause it just feels good!! Thank you for sharing this with us...... Today is a gift.... That is why they call it 'the Present'! |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Poet deVine, Thanks for replying...not going to flirt though...not without the chair, at least  ) I hope your day is a great one.Michael |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
as long as we may flirt in kind when to flirt is thus on your mind... you're going to be a favored one, Sir! |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Hi Jaimie, I liked the giggle...it made me smile. I'm glad you liked this one.  Michael |
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JnR4eva Member
since 2000-08-07
Posts 377Bronx, NY |
LOL this one has me laughing really good thanx micheal for this laugh, I thought my day was going to go bad lol"my love is my motivation my love is my inspiration perception of this poem is your interpretation" -- me |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
you are definitely on a roll....OW...Okay, I'm slapping myself here...but battin' eyelashes just the same! |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Marge, I loved your "poetic" comments. I'm glad you liked the poem. Thank you. Michael |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Michael....sigh....a walking stick just adds that final touch to an already elegant man...you can flirt with me all you want cause theres no one here to stop you hehehe... |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
What?? YOu?? Flirt????? |
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English Rose Member
since 2000-08-20
Posts 211Berkshire, England |
Hey Michael....LOL!!! I am batting my eyelashes at you from the UK...can you feel the breeze? Very funny honey....keep up the good work! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Nothing better than the ability to laugh at yourself...*g* Nice work.. HUGS |
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