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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven 
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Just an observation...it was lively in here just a short time ago...  < !signature--> Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". [This message has been edited by Prometheus (edited 07-23-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
'is none' what? Shouldn't that be "there isn't any"? Or 'there is none left'? Don't make me get out my dictionary!!! |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
Get a life Jamie !!!! ... go to CA !!!!!!!!  yeah it was lively wasn't it? and will be again I guess .. I know ...~smirk~ ..I just thought of a joke ... (i made it up btw .. just right now this very minute ...!! ):Here we go: Question: "What do you call an intelligent New Zealander" .....??? Answer: "An Australian who emigrated !!!!!!!"  now then what was that you were saying about "lively" jamie..... heh heh P |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Conversation. As in; where is the conversation. 1. There is none. 2. There isn't any. 3. Thar ain't nern. 4. Which dictionary? (hehe) 5. "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes- and ships- and sealing wax- Of cabbages- and kings- And why the sea is boiling hot- And whether pigs have wings." Lewis Carroll Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Poet deVine
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Jamie, pigs don't have wings but buffaloes do!!  |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
and Kookaburras I will observe this from the sideline Philip [This message has been edited by Prometheus (edited 07-23-2000).] |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
Fine .. ignore my scintillating wit both of you ...... humphhhhh ~sulk~  P oh btw .. Hello Sharon i don't believe we've met formally except once when Brad (he's easily fooled yanno! ) mistook me for you .... i was soooooo flattered ......... oops jamie just edited ... you are forgiven!! ~smile~  .......oh and btw the "sideline" is wayyyyyyyy too close - stand well back if you don't want to get blasted ..LOL ... I have my wallaby proof vest on ... [This message has been edited by Poertree (edited 07-22-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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Poertree...I believe we have 'passed in the night' here abouts...and if Brad mistook you for me, I am the one flattered. You have a quick, sharp wit will I remain witless! |
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Poet deVine
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No one can post in this thread unless their username begins with the letter P! Prad Phris Pevern ParkAngel PhtDove Pan Punshine Pron Pjbouder hehehehe |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
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Sheesh, what's going on here LOL I am gone for one night and you guys are getting up to mischief hehehehe.. Jamie dear were you bored???  There is none? yeah umm errr huh ? little miss vague at it again I am. MP, heheheh I like that Joke so where is our litle NZ butterfly?? *hugs* M |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
What do you call an intelligent person in England???? A tourist Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
The NZ butterfly is here to kick some English... Well. What can I say to this SLUR... I was thinking about it yanno - and I really wondered What do you call a Sir P who can muster enough wit to produce a laugh...? A miracle We shall applaud him then ~Loudly applauding Philip~ Personally Sharon, I think names should start with S: (Too many P's around here for comfort) Severn Sark Angel Soertree - of course he has already succumbed by default as Sir P Srad Shris Soet deVine ShtDove San Sunshine Srometheus Sjbouder Of course, the unfortunate side of this is that we would all sound a slight bit sozzled! 'shhhure Soet deVine, shhhhure...Ish from England oncesh ~burp~ but theys all too shilly over thereee...' Hmmmm.... K |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
When Elephants fly!!!... or is that Chickens with Buffalo wings... - Dunno - all I know is I don't begin with any of those letters and I'm posting anyway.... PPPPLLLRRRRBBBTTTTT |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
Sharon ... nope i insist, as an english gentleman, tis i who am flattered .. Maree this is the English forum .. you are missing a "t" ... heh heh Jamie ... you are meant to be on my side ..! thought it was funny and certainly true for some regions of this heterogeneous island .. Lady K ... you don't fool me .. it wasn't alcohol so someone else must have made up that "joke" for you .. .. and you do so remind me of Mohammed Ali ..."Floats like a butterfly Stings like a bee" Lucky that my fiery friend is far across the sea!!! or the uncouth revised version: "Kicks like a butterfly Stings like a bee" Lucky that my fiery friend is far across the sea!!! Nancy ... is this all too much for you dear?? ...lol here's a soothing cold towel Sharon ... wow .. for how long did your presence grace our green and pleasant? [This message has been edited by Poertree (edited 07-23-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I was in England for 14 glorious days..it took a team of wild horses to drag me out of there. If I could, I would live there. I had hoped to vacation there again this year, but alas it is not to be. I was hoping to see what I missed the last time - we drove around for a week and then spent the last week in London...I loved every minute of it. The country is beautiful and the people are courteous. I've traced my ancestors to Yorkshire so I feel a kinship to you. |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
London will never be the same... I've got the wild horses contained on an island offshore here at Cape Cod (where your outcast 'pilgrims' were sent) - Just in case she tries to return... They're ready... ..and thanks for the towel Poertree - cooled me right off....  |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
Sharon .. KINSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!! ... tell me you are kiddin' ... YORKSHIRE !!! omgggg..... I'm from LANCASHIRE ... have you never heard of the Wars of the Roses ??? WE hate each other .. ask Craig .. (he's from Lancs as well I think) ..... LOL.... actually it's true that there's still a "friendly" rivalry between the two counties .. except in the annual Roses cricket match between the two when it's anything but friendly ... HEY do you still have a Yorkshire accent lass? Did you see the movie The Full Monty .. that was Yorkshire - accents an' all ...... 14 days .. lol... i thought you lived here !! and Nancy willya not call me that ridiculous screen name poertree ... i thought i already told you a while back i HATE it ...lol .. come to think of it ..is there anyway i can change it and still keep all my precious posts? or do i have to start these alias thingies that some unscrupulous people hereabouts are prone to do ... btw have you seen the delicious MissBehavin recently ... i kinda Missherantics philip |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Terrible terrible puns there Philip--lol..(though i must admit to a smattering of snicker at missherantics..) By the by--- I met a Firefighter from West Sussex earlier this year. He dropped by our fire station and spent a day with us. He gave me a West Sussex shirt and I gave him a toboggin cap--ooops...wooly cap. edit--and why would anyone want more than one name to keep up with? [This message has been edited by Prometheus (edited 07-23-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Philip, I loved the 'Full Monty'!!! And Craig and I know about the 'rivalry'..he told me about it...I don't care. In my heart I know I'm a Brit! |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Oh and Philip, while reading up on NZ I discovered that they have only been independent from the UK since 1907, and their legal system is still based on english law; so you will have to give them a small break and allow some time for them to grow out of it....lol < !signature--> Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". [This message has been edited by Prometheus (edited 07-23-2000).] |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
jamie the fire fighter was a bit off course wasn't he? ..lol As for the Misses they exist y'know.. not just my puns.. Reading up on NZ !! .. you mean on the back of a postage stamp .. heh heh ..oops ..I forgot ...they still use pigeons over there ..lolSharon ok .. you're a Brit ..(at least I think Yorkshire men and women just about qualify as Brit's ).. i shall remember that when next the combined forces of antipodean and trans-atlantic might array against lil' ol' me .. then shall i expect you to don the armour (yes armour not armor!)and take up the standard with the red lion rampant and fight the good fight for King and Country ...  (oh and btw ... don't worry i'm only partially insane ... lol as Lady K will testify )P |
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